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This Chad just swims thru life picking up chicks. I'm not going to lie, I'm a little jealous.

submitted by Centaurus to aww 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:15:43 ago (+41/-1)     (a.pomf.cat)

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[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:01:59 ago (+2/-0)

They're just using him.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:30:40 ago (+2/-0)

This seems like an unstable situation...

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:33:18 ago (+2/-0)

There's no way they won't be eaten :(

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:39:38 ago (+2/-0)

Where's mama duck?!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 17:19:30 ago (+3/-0)

I think he ate her and now he is obligated to raise the chicks.

[ - ] Bonlio1 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:27:59 ago (+1/-0)

“Your mom’s gone...guess you will have to the woman of the house now”

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:32:58 ago (+1/-0)

I guess the will

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 01:54:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but he's got a serious skin issue. Super dry.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 17:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

It is due to all the chicken shit on his back. He just needs a good moisturizer.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:55:10 ago (+1/-0)

Aww, cute little peeps!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:58:07 ago (+0/-0)

What did one chick on an alligators back say to the other chicks on the alligators back?

Not a peep out of you guys.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 21:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit, you posted something that isn't a joke........oh wait, you sneaky bastard.

I REFUSE TO LAUGH. Not happening. Nope.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:40:43 ago (+2/-0)

You have to admire my strong commitment to consistency.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:57:36 ago (+1/-0)

Chicks are really light, maybe the croc's scaly enough that it doesn't even know they're there??

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:32:33 ago (+1/-0)

Florida things

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:44:51 ago (+1/-0)

4 chicks at the same time... I could see how that would make you jealous.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:01:38 ago (+4/-0)

The closest I've ever gotten to that many chicks at the same time was an omelet.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:47:34 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps you should candle your eggs first....

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

Hell nah you'd git yer asses kicked seyin somethin like that!

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 21:02:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 17:41:54 ago (+1/-0)

Smart chicks,

Keep your friends close,keep your enemies closer.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:05:58 ago (+1/-0)

I just realized something. That alligator is taking a nap before dinner.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:09:03 ago (+1/-0)

Yep,most definitely a huge possibility.