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Top secret slav workout

submitted by Broc_Liath to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 15:56:00 ago (+73/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

https://u.smutty.horse/mfzdvsbwcoj.mp4

Now I kinda want a bear


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[ - ] Fascinus 21 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:00:46 ago (+22/-1)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:02:10 ago (+9/-0)

I will always upvoat your mirrors.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 12 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:14:44 ago (+12/-0)

When the bear is the least noticeable thing in the video.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:29:40 ago (+3/-0)

Pay attention to me, assholes!

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 01:49:06 ago (+1/-0)

I had to go back to the beginning to see if the bear was there the whole time (it was).

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:01:41 ago (+6/-0)

I think they're just drunk and bored.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:33:28 ago (+1/-0)

All of them or just the bear?

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:07:23 ago (+0/-0)

Like I said, top secret workout.

[ - ] Belrial 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:15:00 ago (+0/-0)

That is the typical slavic state.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:06:32 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:20:25 ago (+4/-0)

Honestly stating here, my bears do this all the time with tree branches. I've got one bear that gets entertained by spinning the wheel of an trailer that I have...he just sits there and spins it until he gets bored and wants a treat.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:30:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:15:16 ago (+3/-3)

WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, SOME KIND OF NUT?
Not bears, nor timber wolves, nor lynx, I'll kill moose, deer. Elk or caribou if I really need to but vermin, coons, coyotes, stray nuisance dogs and cats are crosshair compatible...well sometimes I'll go with iron sites or 12guage with SSG...the SSG are great when culling stray cats in tight bush areas.
I do have a sense of compassion you know, the only time I'll let a wounded cat squeal and screech is when I know there's coyotes around because they can't resist mutilating a wounded cat...other than that I like quick kills. I tried 5day old kittens for musky fishing but by the time they hit the water the fucking Red Tail Hawk would get them...damn Chinese restaurants weren't paying enough for them so I said fuckem.
Anything else you'd like to know?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:35:30 ago (+2/-0)

I take it that you are not fond of cats?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 18:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

Look, everything has it's place in nature, accordingly, everything is subject to an existential hiarchy, a pecking order in the food chain if you will, cats, or toxoplasmosis monsters, just so happen to be in that persecuted slot between "me" and a lower order...similar to ✡s.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 19:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

Understood and feline-pilled.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:14:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:43:43 ago (+0/-0)

His bears, he raises bears assuming I'm thinking of the right account.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:18:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

That is one BFB.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

You win one valuable Internet point!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 6, 2022 15:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 22:40:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, my bears...I've got 3 bears that are like house pets and several more that grew up with me except I don't want to baby favor all of them because they really get attached.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 23:07:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 17:01:54 ago (+3/-0)

I know this one. Its called Rocky IV

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:31:20 ago (+0/-0)

ROOOOOSEBUUUUUD!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:38:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong magazine article....

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 19:01:32 ago (+0/-0)

Izzit?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:44:48 ago (+2/-0)

Bears make great pets for children: https://files.catbox.moe/v63pgg.mp4

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:50:41 ago (+2/-0)

Russian women are beautiful, they tend to be a little hairy though.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:41:42 ago (+3/-0)

That's a bear in the video.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:20:33 ago (+2/-0)

i kinda want a beer tbh

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 16:26:53 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:39:35 ago (+1/-0)

I read a claim once that there are more "big cats" in the US than in Africa.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 08:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

Probably true. Very large animals like lions are few in number and control a huge territory. Whereas cougars and lynxes can probably get by on a smaller patch.

[ - ] Native 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

I’m a Slav and I’m still perplexed how many Slavs have bears as pets! How do I do this?

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 07:59:03 ago (+0/-0)

Talk to @zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:30:46 ago (+1/-0)

Bear: Honey or GTFO!

Slav: fahque I'm bear!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:59:36 ago (+1/-0)

And the bears like" I'm helping guys".

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:42:48 ago (+1/-0)

You know that bear has some really odd impressions of humans.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:42:48 ago (+4/-0)

"They're really fun pets.", he tells all the other bears.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

2 web threats while watching this. Says virus checker.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:44:34 ago (+1/-0)

Shields up! Photon torpedoes at the ready!

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 20:24:24 ago (+2/-0)

FIRE LAZORS

PEW PEW

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 21:57:04 ago (+2/-0)

Pew Pew. I LOVE that sound.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:40:33 ago (+1/-0)

It's the sound your cyborg incubator made when you were an infant.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 07:58:33 ago (+0/-0)

From a raw mp4?

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 18:32:46 ago (+1/-0)

Why are Slavs so weird looking?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 22:41:15 ago (+2/-0)

Seen a nigger lately?

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 15:06:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yea. They’re worse by comparison of course, but Slavs look weird too.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 5, 2022 08:01:53 ago (+0/-0)

Cool shit

[ - ] IwuvU 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 21:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

I guess the bear likes to work up an appetite?

[ - ] oyblat 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 19:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

Un fucking real!