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What a funny hose nozzle!

submitted by deleted to funny 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 17:50:51 ago (+22/-2)     (funny)

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[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 17:53:33 ago (+9/-1)

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[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 19:34:36 ago (+3/-0)

I know that people are stupid, but gas is not free. She would have paid to pump the gas first; are we really to think that she believed she was paying for water to hose her car off with? That would be beyond stupidity. Not even the dumbest nigger would think there was a paid water pump at a gas station for car cleaning. Not only that, but the smell of the fumes would have been profoundly stronger than she'd been used to. She had her hands in it. The smell would be all over her.

There's just no way this is what it looks like. Or, the vaccines are finally beginning to take hold and this is the beginning of the end.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 22:20:57 ago (+3/-0)

I agree with you on all of that except that part about paying first. There are still rural areas, and areas that are predominately white that don't require payment before pumping. That said - who would grab the gas pump and start washing the car? Reminds me of Zoolander where those fags spray each other with gas at the pumps.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 22:57:04 ago (+1/-0)

"Wake me up, before you go-go, don't leave me hangin on like a yo-yo."

Then the chink lights a smoke.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2022 00:51:52 ago (+2/-0)

They died in a ...

Tragic gasoline fight accident!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 23:46:20 ago (+1/-0)

A lot of places just unlock the pump then you pay when you're done.

[ - ] dank 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 18:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

Fuel would be a blue color.. but I agree, it is a woman after all.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2022 02:28:18 ago (+2/-0)

it is a woman

A women.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 19:11:44 ago (+1/-0)

You think the camera would pick up that slight of a tint? I’m not sure it would at that distance during a sunny day.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

Kerosene? That goes in a yellow container, too, doesn't it.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 18:42:31 ago (+2/-0)

See the mask? SEE IT.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 18:13:11 ago (+2/-0)

I bet that really got her car clean

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2022 00:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

That is not a fuel hose; it's a garden hose. It's much to light and a smaller diameter. It also has memory from being rolled up. I think the people shooting the video got pranked or the entire vid is a fake. Also, I can tell the liquid coming out is water and not any kind of fuel that I'm familiar with.


and she's using water.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 23:06:53 ago (+1/-0)

Any chance its potable water? Seems too clear to be a fuel.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 13:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:10:48 ago (+1/-0)

You smell that?

Smell what? I have a chinese face muzzle on and haven't had taste or smell since March of 2020 I'm vaxt and have had 5 boosters.

Lights match and throws it.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2022 02:50:58 ago (+0/-0)

Zoolander moment?

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 22:55:47 ago (+0/-0)

I HATE WOMAN

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 21:17:56 ago (+0/-0)

Fake.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 19:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it appears to be a stupid woman thing but in the remotest possibility of there being some logic here I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. As a "Hardrock Miner" back in the late 70s we used diesel fuel to clean the pickups underground, diesel fuel being an oil wouldn't dull the paint and prevented scratching from the blast particulate that coated the vehicles, diesel fuel cut through the pastie particulate better than water, plus it doesn't have the volatility that gasoline has which is why diesel is used underground instead of gasoline plus it doesn't emit the concentrated carbon monoxide fumes that ethyl does. So maybe she's smarter than she appears, maybe she was paying attention to her superior male counterparts as to effectively clean granular particulate from the vehicle...OR...
maybe she is a dumb fuck of a bitch.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 18:51:16 ago (+0/-0)*

Doesn't yellow normally to indicate diesel? Man, that car's gonna be an oily stinky mess!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

Green is diesel, I think yellow is kerosene.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:32:58 ago (+0/-0)

Still a stinky mess, albeit it, easier to ignite.

My diesel can still run just fine on it.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 13:50:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 14:12:27 ago (+0/-0)

They're yellow at the station I go to, I guess to match the yellow jerry cans it can go in or something. It's popular to buy diesel there because it's a couple bucks a gallon cheaper than at the fuel docks in the harbor, so if you're willing to schlep jerry cans to your boat, you can save a few bucks, so I do. I only go through a few gallons a year anyhow; you obviously are plenty familiar with how awesomely fuel efficient diesel engines can be!

I wish we had kerosene or off-road diesel available for cheap here.