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[ - ] Broc_Liath 11 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:48:01 ago (+11/-0)

It'd be funny if they finally acknowledge it was a hoax to make Shawanda the first person on the moon.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:34:54 ago (+1/-0)

That would be a great way to rewrite history. They could even come up with some bullshit about how its non-human DNA allowed it to survive the trip versus human DNA.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 7 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:56:54 ago (+7/-0)

It will be a computer flight .nogs won't have to take the wheel for a minute

[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:30:59 ago (+13/-0)

So just more monkey tests.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2022 02:45:56 ago (+1/-0)

Usually we don't leave the monkey up there.

[ - ] KikesOnSpikes 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:33:50 ago (+2/-0)

They'll still fuck it up one way or another.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 20:15:38 ago (+0/-0)

Remote stick. By a White man.

[ - ] oyblat 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:25:09 ago (+5/-0)

Lol, there gonna need to put a man on the moon first.

[ - ] HughBriss 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 12:56:18 ago (+5/-1)

No one has been to the moon. You can't survive the bombardment of radiation once you're past the Van Allen belts. NASA has quietly confirmed that manned missions through space would be deadly and they don't have the shielding that would be necessary on any space ship. If we don't have it now, they didn't have it then.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:31:23 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine they actually sent a sheboon through those radiation belts and she became a mutated sheboon?!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:32:29 ago (+2/-0)

So serena Williams?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:35:44 ago (+1/-0)

How would we be able to tell the difference?

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 14:37:44 ago (+1/-0)

Damn, great post,. Will check into this in a nice rabbit hole of autistic research.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:20:58 ago (+2/-0)

I'll help get you started. The best source for this is an incredibly detailed documentary called "What Happened on the Moon". Link below. It's over 3 1/2 hours long, and it's in several section, unfortunately they don't introduce a new section with titles before it segues into a new topic. If you last through it, it will tell you everything you need to know.

https://vimeo.com/312432047

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:56:41 ago (+4/-0)

But Kubrick is dead. How are they gonna film this one?

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:05:12 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 12:53:36 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] heroinwinsagain 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:18:11 ago (+3/-0)

Nasa. Ok space fags. Batteries from 1969 in and out of temperatures from -150f to 250f.

And the film survived.

You have to be a special programmed idiot to believe this shit once it's pointed out.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:24:38 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:27:38 ago (+2/-0)

Didnt russia put a chimp into orbit already?

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:53:24 ago (+2/-0)

At least it doesn't say they'll bring them back.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:08:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ha! a "glass is half full" kind of guy, eh?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:42:40 ago (+2/-0)

Either white men will be remotely controlling the mission from the ground or they will have to recruit a chinese tranny to tick the boxes.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:54:30 ago (+2/-0)

Ah so another Apollo 13 incoming then?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:39:52 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine the smell.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

There’s no smell on the moon.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:50:23 ago (+3/-0)

There might be soon, though.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:52:50 ago (+2/-0)

Lol you win.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:31:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:11:45 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:31:22 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

Outstanding choice!

Bravo!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:48:10 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad the comments are disabled. I bet many a nog made a comment believing this was real.

[ - ] gaybeeye 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 22:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 22:00:50 ago (+0/-0)

If they do ill laugh my ass off if they all die becuase the whamen cant figure out how to park the space ship

[ - ] breh 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 21:30:56 ago (+0/-0)

I would bet $10k that the woman will be a jew. Already of the 5 peeps on the ISS 2 are jews.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 19:04:50 ago (+0/-0)

THis is a good TEACHING moment for nerds. FAILED mission from DAY ONE. SPECTACULAR failure (Explosion)...half way? to the moon?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 17:04:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] JamesMadison 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:53:47 ago (+0/-0)

Oh lawsy! It gonna be a nigger on the moom!

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 14:36:11 ago (+0/-0)

Chimps in outer space….did we not already send a monkey?

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:30:26 ago (+0/-0)

I kind of wish the nasa moon program were real so we could see the danger and emergency that would arise from a sheboon on the moon.

Although this is further proof this moon business is total bullshit.
If it were real they'd never risk such a mission, such an amount if resources on a real mission to the moon with a she oon or nignog.

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:17:54 ago (+0/-0)

Elon Musk will install a cybernetic device through which he can actually “drive a nigger” — his words, not mine.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

Megan Rapinoe will do it

https://files.catbox.moe/e4nl0l.jpg

What’s the big deal, you white male cis het scum? This will be a snap. All you need is purple hair and an gender affirming anti-racist attitude. Astronaut stuff is easy.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

I just don't understand why the merit of skills and knowledge is okay to ignore dokey because of skin color. Lol. Like seriously explain that to an alien.

We gave him the job because he had no ears and blue skin. There just aren't enough seen doing things.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:11:29 ago (+0/-0)

rapes for thousands of years

couldn't create a wheel

didn't domesticate the zebra or hyena

practices cannibalism

still uses witchdoctors

goes to the moon.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 11:16:19 ago (+0/-0)

Stop picking on Mexicans.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:11:25 ago (+0/-0)

Just one?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:47:50 ago (+0/-0)

A nigger and a woman on the moon... lol.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 09:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and Gay

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 13:06:49 ago (+0/-1)

a jew and a nigger. we on da moon and sheeeit.

The sooner Putin nukes all major cities in America we cannot be liberated from the jew and nigger cancer.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 15:19:47 ago (+1/-0)

The jews will be the ones nuking US cities. The already dropped the tactical nigger bombs so next they'll irradiate with nukes.

[ - ] 3starAgent -2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 08:54:07 ago (+0/-2)

white people aren't leaving earth anyway

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2022 10:44:03 ago (+1/-0)

Sure we are jew. You’re not invited.