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LPT: It doesn't take a hairy chest to pull a trigger

submitted by IwuvU to TellUpgoat 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 20:58:11 ago (+2/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

A pink haired freak can blast you with canned death just the same as a guy who works out 6 times a day and has a shaved head. You do realize there's lots of ways to kill people? Hell they could hook up guns to computers. The biggest mistake people make in war is underestimating their enemy. They are the ones sucking daddies teeth so if resources ever become an issue they'll flash their vax pass and get all the Soylent they need. Just saying.


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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 21:18:22 ago (+1/-0)

Ok Will. Is your autism flaring up again?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 21:52:10 ago (+3/-0)

What the fuck does "sucking daddies teeth" mean? Is that a common phrase in English?

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 1, 2022 01:48:31 ago (+1/-0)

Oh,sorry. That's the god damn spell check again. Daddy's TIT but I guess you could say the expression has lost it's teeth now.