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Fatty goes to war for Ukraine

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 10:44:28 ago (+49/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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You're laughing now, but in a month this guy is going to be the top scoring sniper for the Navy's Meal Team Six.

Just winch him down from a chopper into enemy territory, where he can lay on his fat ass for days, picking off targets of opportunity. In between picking off MREs and Mountain Dews of course.

The Russians will come to fear the legend known as the "Blob of Kyiv".