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Fatty goes to war for Ukraine

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 10:44:28 ago (+49/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ArnoBreker 13 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 12:40:57 ago (+13/-0)

He's on disability because he's so obese, funny how that works.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 10 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:26:13 ago (+10/-0)

He has a degenerative joint disease caused by a mental illness which is characterized by an inability to control the impulse to eat which has an unintended consequence of morbid obesity.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:34:05 ago (+2/-0)

I almost thought this was reddit for a moment. Nice.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:37:54 ago (+2/-0)

I've been practicing my gymnastics.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 17:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 18:43:11 ago (+1/-0)

Pike, huh? All this time, I thought it was kike. :D

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 19:48:54 ago (+1/-0)

Kike

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

'It's the red food coloring, thou' ....

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:47:25 ago (+3/-0)

He probably got a hurt back from trying to smell people's ass. What a fucking username.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 16:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

he's fat because he eats, and he eats because he's fat.....it's a hungry cycle

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 16:26:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 13 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 10:46:38 ago (+13/-0)

Such virtue signalling deserves another donut.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:04:06 ago (+5/-0)

And then a free trip to Russian gulag.

[ - ] Belrick 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 15:56:55 ago (+3/-0)

Deserves a booster

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 19:49:39 ago (+0/-0)

Only if you get your booster!

[ - ] Hobama 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 12:55:19 ago (+5/-0)

Im all for sending him to combat. Net positive

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:17:59 ago (+3/-0)

I prefer we harvest their fatty oils for fuel and lubricants for firearms.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:05:00 ago (+3/-0)

He can lubricate Russian tank tracks!

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 19:50:12 ago (+0/-0)

Human shield no vest required

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 12:54:18 ago (+5/-0)

Redditor is a massive loser
Imagine my shock. I'm sure he'd be calling us all incels if he were here.

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:54:02 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty sure all redditors are screened so that only fat, retarded faggots are able to post.

[ - ] BaboonSaint 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 15:43:45 ago (+1/-0)

I lost weight and the ability to post on Reddit. Your theory is sound.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 19:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine the smell

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:25:20 ago (+4/-0)

Stop sniffing farts and maybe you can do something other than waste resources.

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 14:18:02 ago (+3/-0)

"I'm a fat piece of shit that can't even help myself but I want to help some foreigner on the other side of the world if they make it an easy, packaged deal for me devoid of any critical decision making on my part because the news media made me think I might meet a little Ukrainian girl that would friendzone me for saying Putin bad."

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 15:07:55 ago (+0/-0)

Well done, a perfect summary!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:38:37 ago (+3/-0)

The sludge pail identifies as "fart sniffer", let it die.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:16:42 ago (+3/-0)

Eat up fatty fat fat

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:21:24 ago (+2/-0)*

Redpill him and give him a ticket to WEF headquarters.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 18:41:37 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe he's White? No way that's Thederick.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 15:56:54 ago (+1/-0)

Let's drop him from a plane. With some luck he'll take out one commie or two.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 23:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

You're laughing now, but in a month this guy is going to be the top scoring sniper for the Navy's Meal Team Six.

Just winch him down from a chopper into enemy territory, where he can lay on his fat ass for days, picking off targets of opportunity. In between picking off MREs and Mountain Dews of course.

The Russians will come to fear the legend known as the "Blob of Kyiv".

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 21:46:56 ago (+0/-0)

Good Bullet Stopper for normal soldiers.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 19:48:09 ago (+1/-1)

I want to go from kondishuns to war kondishuns!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 18:45:40 ago (+0/-0)

Send him. The USA would save money if we pay for a ticket.

[ - ] IwuvU -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 15:42:29 ago (+1/-3)

Some people NEED Jesus, am I right? To bad when you die nothing happens lololol.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 19:52:44 ago (+0/-1)

Wen did U ded?

[ - ] IwuvU 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 28, 2022 21:04:49 ago (+0/-0)

No