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Tacticool SJW figured out how Ukraine can win

submitted by StarbuckAndCasey to politics 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 16:56:08 ago (+20/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/4rswmf.png

Yes, this tweet is real: https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1497387822478671874?cxt=HHwWhICyndCS5ccpAAAA

Notice how the coward made it so only users who he follows or who he mentions can now comment on his tweet.


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[ - ] natehiggers 14 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 17:14:55 ago (+14/-0)*

Molotov cocktails won't do shit to a modern Main Battle Tank but fuck up the paint job and piss off the crew.

[ - ] natehiggers 10 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 17:11:59 ago (+10/-0)*

How many firefights has that faggot actually been in. I doubt that pillow bitter has fired one round in anger.

[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 21:23:52 ago (+8/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] dassar 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 01:03:12 ago (+3/-0)

I'm sure his bf has fired a few 'angry rounds' into his ass ...

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 08:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

He's never been in military service. He's a fatso who writes shitty sci-fi.

When he wasn't so fat he claimed he was in a firefight between Star Wars and Star Trek fans: https://files.catbox.moe/flra5m.mp4


Here's him recording himself reloading because he's such a badass: https://a.pomf.cat/fomcwf.mp4

[ - ] con77 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 18:41:54 ago (+8/-0)

never been in a schoolyard fight. Much less urban combat.

[ - ] Splooge 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 18:46:11 ago (+7/-0)

That's what it looks like after you OD on Marvel superhero capeshit.

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 08:54:00 ago (+0/-0)*

He's the biggest capeshit douche. This was one of his classic 'Orange Man Bad' tweets:

https://files.catbox.moe/krpop1.png

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 15:36:58 ago (+1/-0)

I’d never heard of this faggot and I had no info on him beyond OP, but it’s always nice to know exactly how right my presumptions can be. That’s some heavy duty “wow I’m literally Captain America” level retardation.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:39:19 ago (+4/-0)

He's beat his own dick more than the enemy.

[ - ] quaintarrow303 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:55:08 ago (+7/-0)

one time I disabled a tank by sticking my dick down the barrel at the same time it tried to fire a round off.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 00:13:13 ago (+3/-0)

What was his name?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 01:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

AO-joo ...

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:43:59 ago (+5/-0)

Speshul awps

[ - ] Suno 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:09:33 ago (+5/-0)

Wouldn't anyone get completely shredded by machine gun fire before they could get close enough to throw a balloon?

"Shoot out their scopes with rifles" The fuck? Those things are tiny. You'd have to be in close range before you could hit it and the second you open fire you'd give away your position. You're not fucking Carlos Hancock buddy.

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:13:37 ago (+4/-0)

Wouldn't anyone get completely shredded by machine gun fire before they could get close enough to throw a balloon?

Yes, that's why his 'hot take' is so retarded.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:42:25 ago (+3/-0)

I hate that gay as fuck influencer language

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey [op] 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 20:15:03 ago (+3/-0)

I stole it from him: https://a.pomf.cat/ouglcs.png

[ - ] totes_magotes 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:08:02 ago (+5/-0)

shoot scope out

This guy's a complete fuckin' retard. You have two options:

1. Shoot to kill

2. Shoot to maim (which ties up other soldiers and resources to rescue/save)

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 21:19:05 ago (+3/-0)

I think he's talking about the optics on the tanks, which is even funnier.

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 22:18:04 ago (+2/-0)

lol holy shit, you're not wrong.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 17:02:59 ago (+5/-0)

Well his user names explains too much of what he thinks of himself.

We'd like to put al self styled geeks at the front lines without any starbuck's paper cups of crap.

He wrote "learn from us"

Yegads

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey [op] 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 17:07:56 ago (+6/-0)

The guy tweets from under a pink blanket all day but is leading the resistance in his own mind: https://files.catbox.moe/b83fs0.jpg

I like how he's pointing to his thinking meats in his profile pic. I suppose we're meant to think it means he's a genius.

[ - ] Splooge 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 18:45:38 ago (+5/-0)

thinking meats

I laughed harder than expected

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 18:42:39 ago (+4/-0)

his moms house

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:41:29 ago (+3/-0)

his moms -house +basement

[ - ] Majiqai 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 03:53:12 ago (+1/-0)

bottle of lotion right there on the coffee table. sad.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 20:42:32 ago (+4/-0)

Tanks have many redundant viewing systems and can clean them easily.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 20:50:08 ago (+1/-0)

But a few hundred gallons of hot asphalt and napalm (gasoline + pectin that is used for canning) plus some burning thermite (aluminum and rust powders) can make a smelly mess of one. The smell!

Note to self: when I go back in time to 1993 in Waco, TX, bring tons of that stuff.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:38:44 ago (+4/-0)

I love hearing how basement dwelling cheeto dust covered call of duty soys would engage the enemy.

It makes for a good laugh.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 18:53:19 ago (+4/-0)

He's not entirely wrong. Tanks are vulnerable in an urban environment and do need infantry support... which is exactly why they have infantry support. I would LOVE to see this guy try getting close enough to a tank to throw his paint balloons.

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 18:56:03 ago (+4/-0)

Modern MBT's have multiple viewports in addition to the commander's periscope.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:03:49 ago (+3/-0)

Actually I can't think of a tank that didn't. They've had them since WW1. I'd imagine they have even more now.

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 20:14:00 ago (+2/-0)

No Russian Armored unit is going to send tanks into a city without infantry support them.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 21:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. Which is why he would turn into a very colourful colander if he tried running at a tank with paint balloons.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 00:17:58 ago (+3/-0)

I'd shoot a can of creamed corn from my 3" PVC spud gun. Splat! Then I'd get turned into extra chunky picante sauce by machine guns. But you know what? It would be a far better death than throwing a water balloon.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 03:06:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] OriginalGoat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 01:55:54 ago (+2/-0)

Learn from Canada #Ukraine, if you want to win a war you need to slowly infiltrate their society, rise through the ranks, take over their banking system, media, educational institutions, unionize healthcare and push fake mental health on everyone in your target country. Use these tools to slowly degenerate their ways of life, chip away at their sense of community, put criminals in their neighbourhoods, use the police to beat them into submission, push faggotry on their children and condemn the nuclear family. Normalize assaults on their religion but create laws to defend your own. Push their country into insurmountable debt with the tools you've implemented to a bank you own. Then, when they start to realize what's going on? Scare them. Virus, war, terrorism, racism... 24/7 fear mongering. Induce their stress response at unprecedented intervals. Turn their men into women, their women into whores and then flood their streets with rapists and pedophiles. Once you've accomplished all this you don't even need guns, WMDs or tanks because they've already conquered themselves.

Do it right Ukraine.

[ - ] pshawman 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 20:33:37 ago (+2/-0)

Why use a balloon though when the entire world is sending you unlimited javelins, panzerfaust and RPGs.

I mean this is war, the military industrial complex doesn't get rich off paint balloons.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 21:08:39 ago (+1/-0)

Panzerfaust, RPG's, LAWS/ILAW/LAW 80/NLAWS, AT-4/M136, and Carl Gustav won't take out a Modern Main Battle Tank. They will get you a mobility kill on the treads, but a direct hit with those weapons will just piss of the crew and give your position away.

A Javelin, Milan, Spike, TOW, or other ATGM will kill a tank.

The best way to kill a MBT is with another MBT or CAS aircraft.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 09:45:20 ago (+1/-0)

Well,it's true in a sense. Speaking as someone who actually knows some shit about this, tanks and their crews hate urban environments - there's just too many fucking ways to disable them. Not destroy, just disable. And tanks, like artillery, drones, and planes, are absolutely the wrong weapons for urban environments. For every 'rebel' you kill, you slaughter ten innocents - and some of the family and friends and neighbors of those innocents go ballistic and themselves become 'rebels'. Every 'rebel' you kill with these indiscriminate weapons spawns 2 or 3 or 4 or even 5 more rebels - you just make the problem worse.

When I was in the army we studied this shit hard and a civil war was the worst scenario of all. Even if we could rely on 100% of the military to support us (which is laughable, because at least 50% would go AWOL almost immediately) it would take AT LEAST 250,000 soldiers to secure the San Joaquim valley alone - and this was in 1987. We estimated that if only 10,000.000 Americans rose up the war would be over in 30 days, with a devastating, complete victory for their side - and there was simply no way to win it. None whatsoever. In fact, our conclusion was that our own leadership would nuke Russia and China, in order to invite a counter strike which would kill their enemies here in America. That was the 100% conclusion of every study we did - but we never submitted this shit, because that would've ended all of our careers in a heart-beat....

[ - ] Mikehaggar1776 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2022 04:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

So, seriously... What are the best ways to disable armor as a civilian? Seriously asking, I was thinking about this last night...