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That's messed up

submitted by MadJack to whatever 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 02:14:14 ago (+5/-1)     (whatever)

Woke up this morning at midnight saying "ow, ow, ow".
My wife asked me what was wrong. I said I was dreaming about being in pain. :(


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[ - ] Shiningforce 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 23:33:14 ago (+1/-0)

Man the fuck up, faggot.

[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 04:12:35 ago (+2/-0)

I was once on an overnight train and had a nightmare I was stuck on a train. I woke up yelling "We're all just passengers on a train!" I woke up the guy next to me and will always remember how embarrassed I felt.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 10:49:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 05:01:11 ago (+1/-0)

Did you show her on the doll where Biden touched you?

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 03:29:34 ago (+1/-0)

My wife wakes up to leg cramps like this.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 02:27:43 ago (+1/-0)

what hurt?

[ - ] MadJack [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2022 15:18:12 ago (+0/-0)

I don't remember.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 03:29:26 ago (+0/-0)

My wife wakes up to leg cramps like this.