Little Johnny is in the third grade. The teacher was running an exercise where she would would give each pupil a word. The kid was to stand up, repeat the word, and then use it in a sentence. (No niggers in this class, BTW.) Now, the teacher knew Little Johnny was a smartass so when it came to him she gave him the word 'urinate'.
All the other kids started giggling, snickering, looking at the each other and at Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up unfazed, looked around the room and then directly at the teacher. He then said, "'Urinate' — Teacher; urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten." and then promptly sat down.
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Little Johnny is in the third grade. The teacher was running an exercise where she would would give each pupil a word. The kid was to stand up, repeat the word, and then use it in a sentence. (No niggers in this class, BTW.) Now, the teacher knew Little Johnny was a smartass so when it came to him she gave him the word 'urinate'.
All the other kids started giggling, snickering, looking at the each other and at Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up unfazed, looked around the room and then directly at the teacher. He then said, "'Urinate' — Teacher; urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten." and then promptly sat down.
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