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i've decided to run for president in 2024
submitted by deleted to whatever 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:28:54 ago (+18/-2) (whatever)

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[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:48:23 ago (+0/-0)*

If you run, tell us who you are, and we will coordinate a vote for you.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:51:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Paradoxical003

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

Don't tell us until you run.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:55:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

What will you about (((them)))?

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:56:34 ago (+0/-0)

I want the TRUTH (NOT belief) EVERY speech. FACTS.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 15:08:57 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 15:05:31 ago (+0/-0)

Actually with the right positioning...

A 3rd party could sweep a win....

Oh wait dominion - never mind

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 16:47:46 ago (+0/-0)

Well, you've certainly got the hair for it.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 22:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 15:23:20 ago (+0/-0)

Get elected and you'll know!

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 17:46:18 ago (+0/-0)

Do.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 23:42:59 ago (+0/-0)

i've decided to run for president in 2024 ~ drstrangegov

Make (((Yeshua))) great again?

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:41:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 23:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

Will you sign my boobs? Teach me to read?

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 06:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

I didn’t know FBI agents could run for office!

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:36:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 07:52:35 ago (+0/-0)

The first openly gay candidate

Neat

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 10:26:06 ago (+0/-0)

maybe

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, well... I'm running for *EMPEROR!*

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:53:09 ago (+1/-0)

Will you do it for free?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:07:40 ago (+1/-0)*

My word, a Sammy Hagar reference?!

I am impress.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:39:18 ago (+1/-0)

Don't be impress by my shitty taste in music.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

Very well.

...but Van Hagar was better than Van Halen. This has been verified by science and stuff.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 13:18:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:57:20 ago (+1/-0)

how far you gonna run

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:05:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:20:35 ago (+1/-1)

You've done it now! Forget that emperor crap.

I AM ANNOUNCING MY INTENTIONS TO RUN AS YOUR FUHRER!

Now, get those right arms up and out! Arm and fingers stiff as a board!

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[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:27:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'll voat for you Doc

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 13:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 15:00:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 15:07:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:31:48 ago (+5/-0)

You got my vote

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:32:58 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:41:03 ago (+2/-0)

Nope, that bout sums 'er up.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:42:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:46:19 ago (+1/-0)

Only if you got a jew in on the job

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:52:33 ago (+1/-0)

Your political career is doomed in America.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:54:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 14:07:47 ago (+2/-0)

kissing hands and shaking babies

Just earned my vote!

[ - ] Monica 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 14:09:01 ago (+0/-0)

hawll a nicha i shake dem babis 2

[ + ] BadBoyBubby

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 15:31:41 ago (+0/-0)

standing in front of a wall in a desert with a funny hat

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 22:41:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra 10 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:32:25 ago (+10/-0)

The job of the president is not to wield power, but draw attention away from it.

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:34:10 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] Shlarb123

[ - ] Shlarb123 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 16:27:52 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure it was said before it in some fashion, but is your statement from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?