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"Just got a text from a Ukrainian soldier on the front lines..."

submitted by we_kill_creativity to funny 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 14:20:59 ago (+56/-0)     (de.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 15:23:20 ago (+12/-0)

"Muh democracy! I have die saving the idea of a system run by mob rule when I really live under a jewish oligarchy."

[ - ] zongongo 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 14:44:26 ago (+9/-0)

You'd think he had more to say.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 20:17:39 ago (+2/-0)

Sorosly

[ - ] ModernGuilt 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 17:11:52 ago (+7/-0)

Should put that in context. An actual journalist was claiming this

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 16:05:43 ago (+6/-0)

Democracy is fake and gay, just like this tweet.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 09:19:50 ago (+2/-0)

yeah, he was fighting for (((democracy))).

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 18:30:07 ago (+3/-0)

REMEMBER the one that gets you, you will probably NOT see coming. I suppose cause you would get out of they way right?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 16:53:08 ago (+3/-0)

I hope enjoyed dying for "De-MAC-CREE-see"

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 17:41:54 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 12:11:01 ago (+1/-0)

It's common knowledge that every single Ukrainian soldier has an American journalist's number saved in the contacts of their smart phone so they can send a text like this regardless of signal strength conditions due to the loss of infrastructure.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 22:08:13 ago (+1/-0)

Bullshit

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 21:45:56 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes democracy were you can vote for jews or jews you get to choose goy

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 17:46:08 ago (+1/-0)

And...?