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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:05:27 ago (+5/-3)

Brainlet take. It's amusing either way.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 22:02:57 ago (+6/-0)

Fake and French

[ - ] Shotinthedark 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 17:53:50 ago (+4/-0)

Funny but suspicious to me.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:26:55 ago (+1/-0)

Obviously fake. Too many fantastic angles with clear shots.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:00:01 ago (+4/-0)

Obviously a set-up,still satisfying.How many of us wish this really would happen?

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 17:32:23 ago (+2/-0)

This pleases me

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:27:09 ago (+2/-0)

Too bad it’s fake

[ + ] Hermes

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 02:04:05 ago (+1/-0)

and gay

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:40:29 ago (+2/-0)

I had a big shaved head, tattooed bicycle faggot boy talk shit. At the time I was in a shirt and tie and that absolute pussy still pedaled his ass home running like a bitch.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:46:00 ago (+0/-0)

How did that go down?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:56:09 ago (+1/-0)

We were on a bridge with a walled off sidewalk which means I have to either climb over and stand in the road while bicycle boys pass or they wait for me to make it to the other side. Of course, they can use the designated bike lane so that shit doesn't happen but why the fuck would they do that? It was over the harbor and I was planning to throw his kiddie toy into the water below but before it even got physical, despite the faggot's threats he pedaled away even as I called him a pussy. Remember, this is a faggot with a shaved head, sleeveless t shirt and tattoos. Probably through he would scare someone away with that bullshit. He had already pushed past me and got upset when I started talking shit but when he saw I wasn't scared off by his faggotry he pedaled away like a little pussy.

[ + ] yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:53:28 ago (+5/-0)

WTF is it about a bicycle that turns people into primping egomaniacs? It's just a transportation method. Oh wait.. can't afford car? No good at driving?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 00:09:48 ago (+0/-0)

You should know that as a cyclist I took offense at your comment. yesiknow.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 00:11:58 ago (+0/-0)

I could never find parking when I had a car. Would wind up having to walk a few blocks anyway after parking in a garage. Bike made more sense. I have a full size mountain bike that folds in case I need to take a bus as well.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

Nice. He's probably seething about it to this day.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:10:25 ago (+0/-0)

I love when bikey boys pretend to be so tough and strong about riding a kiddie toy but then cry "It's scary! I can get hit by a car!!!" when people tell them to use the designated bike boy lane.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 02:16:53 ago (+0/-0)

lmfao are you mocking this guy for obviously seething?

I bet that cyclist went and fucked his mum. What a faggot (danguses mom)

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 00:09:23 ago (+1/-1)

I have the exact opposite problem. Assholes walking in the bike lane o the bridge instead of using the separated sidewalk just for them. Then there are the groups of joggers on weekend mor ings. I speed up and barrel right into them with nothing said.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 00:24:04 ago (+0/-0)

First off, bullshit you barrel right into them, tough guy.

Second also bullshit that there are all these people just avoiding the sidewalk to walk in the bike lane.

Larp more you gigantic fucking faggot. The only thing you 'barrled' into was your dad's dick.

Thanks for the RT demonstration of what massive homos bike boys are.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 04:08:34 ago (+2/-0)

Except it's all true, faggot. These assholes won't walk up the stairs to get on the sidewalk that's separated by a short wall, and won't even just climb over the short wall either. And joggers are total assholes. They jog in huge packs and block roads. The people here are selfish lazy idiots.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 11:23:12 ago (+0/-0)

It's not true you total pussy. I've lived and been in more places than you and not once have I ever seen people walk on the bike path rather than the sidewalk. You're just another feminine biker trying to get attention. But what can you expect from a bunch of fags that knowingly use something that kills their balls.

I agree about the joggers. They're slightly above bicycle faggots in terms of annoyance.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 02:18:49 ago (+0/-0)

I would bet money the average cyclist makes you cry. Look how much you're seething you sad faggot.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 10:55:18 ago (+0/-0)

You'd win that bet. I cry every time I see a male so weak and effeminate. They are bitches.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 02:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't noticed you around here. You're gonna learn these guys are fat and unathletic and talk a lot about how hard they are but never actually punch anyone out.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 11:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

You're really seething about this. So much that you checked my post history like a little reddit pussy. What a tough guy you are. Seethe more you gigantic bike faggot.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:03:20 ago (+1/-0)

Man, I hate those cycle fags. Where I live they ride the line on country roads, leaving no room to go around them. I’m sorry, but if it’s either do a header with an oncoming truck or take their asses out, they gonna lose.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

👌

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:20:01 ago (+1/-0)

Good thing they had 4 camera angles ready to go with none of them in each others shot….

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:23:32 ago (+1/-0)

This totally isn't fake and gay. BTW, what kind of camera has multiple POV angles?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 20:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. That's the correct response to bike fags. Bike fags glow in the dark, you just throw them in the river. That's what you do.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:32:47 ago (+0/-0)

Parisfag fight! I dig it!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

Their fags. Why else would they wear those gay ass shorts. Curb stomp. YAY.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 21:56:42 ago (+0/-0)

Lol still hilariously well done.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 22:52:45 ago (+0/-0)

I fucking hate cyclists with a passion.

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 23:07:55 ago (+0/-0)

fake and gay

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 01:03:03 ago (+0/-0)

that's a good one! LOL

[ - ] NastyNancy 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 07:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

Sick. Love it! Is it bad that women find this display of male dominance attractive?

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 24, 2022 15:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

Bicycle boys are all fags. Just look at the faggy clothing they wear while cycling. Real men would wear fucking jeans and a t-shirt. Clearly faggots.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 02:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

go bike 200 miles in jeans. Oh wait you'll never be able to do that in your life. Sad.

[ + ] i_hate_sodomites

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 25, 2022 06:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

Go fuck kids, you jew faggot. It's all you're good at.....

[ - ] Deathstalker -1 points 3.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 19:08:56 ago (+1/-2)

Fake. Only fat rednecks and soys hate cyclists.