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Student had legs, fingers amputated after eating leftover Chinese takeout

submitted by coldsoak to news 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 19:52:32 ago (+6/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/52CTM/again?url=https://nypost.com/2022/02/22/student-had-legs-fingers-amputated-after-eating-leftover-chinese/



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[ - ] Lordbananafist 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 19:58:04 ago (+3/-0)

That’s the crazy thing about Chinese food.. in 45 minutes you’ll need to amputate your legs and fingers all over again.

[ - ] coldsoak [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:05:02 ago (+2/-0)

That's the monosodium amputate they load it with.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:19:03 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, that's sort of funny. It would have been real funny if the dude was a fatty and the joke was that he ate his own limbs. (But was hungry again 45 minutes later.)

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:28:37 ago (+0/-0)

I’d eat my fingers first so it would be more work to eat my legs. You feel fuller that way.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:17:44 ago (+1/-0)

What the fuck; was the food hexxinated?

[ - ] MrPancake 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

I saw the same thing happen with the jab.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 03:30:37 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe,said student shouldn't have left the to-go box in the car overnight.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2022 01:06:43 ago (+0/-0)

Horrifying

[ - ] MadJack 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 21:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

When in doubt, throw it out.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

The (((media))) is so desperate for "news" that they rehash youtube videos now?