Eyes of a killer - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Eyes of a killer
submitted by con77 to funny 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 11:36:20 ago (+4/-0) (th.bing.com)
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2c1e4e23984918b7665b9b0a0763275d?rik=YCwmSI%2b7LGDPSg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fi.imgur.com%2fSpPlmTi.jpg&ehk=vJ3dyBDR1hXosg3L7EUh9UD%2bqUpVyBXw7jCpRZBw%2b6Q%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

He murdered that buffet. Look closely. Theyre holding a shirt in front of him! Hes not wearing it. jail sizes only go up to xxxxxl.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 11:42:40 ago (+3/-0)

Besides being grossly obese, Mexicans also look really stupid. That low hairline must be a natural thing to cover up their undersized frontal cortex.

[ - ] PawpawMan 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 12:47:47 ago (+2/-0)

It's amazing that people this fat can actually live... I felt like shit when I was only 30 lbs overweight.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 23, 2022 10:33:19 ago (+0/-0)

'only' 30lbs?

[ - ] PawpawMan 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 23, 2022 10:43:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah "only", compared to people like in this photo that I was referencing. Go virtue signal elsewhere.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 12:30:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 12:46:57 ago (+1/-0)

Twist ending: His name is really Pepe!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 12:53:17 ago (+1/-0)

Eyes of a eater.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 12:06:31 ago (+1/-0)

Potato.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 11:37:12 ago (+1/-0)

doxxing @Ozark

[ - ] Ozark -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 14:24:28 ago (+0/-1)

You spell dox like a feminist with two xx's.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 22, 2022 20:32:01 ago (+1/-0)

Ya gotta spell it dockzing like a fucking man