Face-Diaper Wearing Boomer Costco Customer Doesn't Return His Shopping Cart - Upgoat

Face-Diaper Wearing Boomer Costco Customer Doesn't Return His Shopping Cart
submitted by deleted to funny 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 12:44:38 ago (+58/-8) (funny)

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[ - ] Ozark 27 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:06:38 ago (+27/-0)

If these corporations want a high trust society where people return the carts they should stop lobbying for shitskinned invaders and blm niggers. Fuck them and their buggies.

[ + ] cb1

[ - ] cb1 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:09:06 ago (+5/-0)

This is what I knew but could never articulate. Thank you. My sentiments exactly.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:39:03 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck the corporations; and fuck the people too; I return them because I like cars.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:30:20 ago (+6/-1)

I return them because I like being a person I can respect.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 20:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 22:49:22 ago (+2/-0)

You're so lazy you have other people wash your clothing? And why are you wasting your time on the internet right now instead of working? Sounds like a massive case of lazybones.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 04:38:40 ago (+2/-0)

I do get the point of (once married) specializing, but a man who can't operate a washing machine is pretty pathetic. What did he do before he got married?

[ + ] albatrosv15

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 06:17:15 ago (+0/-0)

Men know how to use and repair machines, faggot.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 05:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

I use to be on your side. Until i learned that the store actually is liable what their carts smash into, regardless of what their sign says.

I say we leave carts all over. Leave fliers telling randomanon to go straight to their insurance company over it. Mass sue these kikes for getting rid of white schoolboys who scan and bag your groceries. Leave your fucking carts in the middle of the road.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 18:49:43 ago (+0/-0)

Odds are good if someone has a sign that says they're not responsible for something and it doesn't cite the specific law that says that they're not responsible -- that they are. For instance, parking lots that charge you money are responsible for theft if they are negligent in allowing it, no matter what their sign says. Not always responsible, but the sign doesn't function as a license to be negligent either.

[ + ] NastyNancy

[ - ] NastyNancy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 11:28:07 ago (+0/-0)

pussy

[ + ] BlackSheepBrouhaha

[ - ] BlackSheepBrouhaha 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 01:47:26 ago (+1/-0)

How did we get here from a video of a vigilante prankster concern trolling a Heritage American?

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 16 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:31:01 ago (+16/-0)

lmao the dude sounded like an angry Grand Theft Auto NPC looking for a fight

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:09:13 ago (+1/-0)

"What did you do to me?!"

Keeps running into car.

[ - ] VicariousJambi 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:04:56 ago (+11/-2)

Looks like this post triggered some boomers in here lmao.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:31:01 ago (+8/-1)

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[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

Wait, is that you passing out the magnets?

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 12:54:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:39:47 ago (+2/-0)

I came into this thread wondering how many goats don't return their carts. I'm guessing a lot.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:45:48 ago (+4/-0)

Interesting.

I would have guessed the opposite. I always return mine and frequently bring back more than one.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:29:08 ago (+4/-0)

How to say you're White without saying you're White.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 22:51:17 ago (+1/-0)

I did when you could still go to stores. Hopefully my masked shoppers do now.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

Needs a poll, I guess

[ + ] VicariousJambi

[ - ] VicariousJambi 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=6213cf8612ca0&commentid=6213e222b73bd

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

I have always returned a cart, even before learning that is a true measure of a person's decency since there is no penalty for not doing it (except for this parking lot.)

[ - ] Scyber 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:31:38 ago (+8/-1)

Cart Narc is one of the biggest faggots on jewtube. I hope someone shoots that turd pusher point blank in the head - in minecraft.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:59:48 ago (+6/-1)

That HAD to be staged. REASONING? WhO would LOSE money on MAGNETS (not use stickers too) to make a POINT? I bet that was that guy's dad. They think they are clever, but they aren't.

[ + ] TheGreatWhiteHope

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:08:28 ago (+12/-0)

He PROBABLY didn't WANT to be SUED or ARRESTED for DEFACING a VEHICLE, ESPECIALLY since he's PROBABLY putting this VIDEO on his TWITTER account or SOMETHING.

[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

PROBABLY didn't WANT to get sticker goo on his dad's car (his car? kinda shabby). it'll be a mystery for the ages I guess. He sounded BOTH like he DIDN'T CARE the guy was apoplectic while SIMULTANEOUSLY behaved like a guy who CANNOT handle himself in an altercation. and he "ran" around the car, while still harrassing this guy, calling him names. What if (they guy) had a GUN or a KNIFE? Didn't seem to cross the youth's mind.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 20:02:28 ago (+0/-1)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMUlr8yHymYgSe58DpUH7w

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] TerryB

[ - ] TerryB 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:33:20 ago (+4/-0)

They are cheap compared to the revenue from the views he gets. Maybe he even sells them.

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:50:44 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] enormousatom

[ - ] enormousatom 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:07:10 ago (+1/-0)

He has a pretty successful YouTube and Facebook channel. I'm pretty sure he sells merch too. It's his schtick. He's been doing this for years all over the country.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:32:01 ago (+1/-0)

It's real. That guy has ragging on people for years. It's paid for by the local radio station.

[ + ] Native

[ - ] Native 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:54:34 ago (+0/-0)

This is a YouTube show “cartnarcks” they do it all the time. The old man is an actor in some 90’s movie I forget the name

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

How much can they cost in bulk? If the guy has enough viewers, and I can see how he could, it's a minimal business investment in creating the videos.

Cart Narcs 252K subscribers

I'm seeing views of 50 to 100k, with estimates of $400 to $1500 in revenue for 100,000 views. Those magnetic signs are costing him $5 to $10, or cheaper in bulk.

[ - ] hockeygoon 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:57:55 ago (+5/-0)

Great vidya, much entertainment!

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:49:37 ago (+4/-0)

i dont return my cart. fuck you

[ - ] Monica 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:24:29 ago (+4/-0)

Lazy bones. lol!

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:34:48 ago (+0/-0)

Also an angry bones.

[ - ] drhitler 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:08:44 ago (+4/-0)

Wonder if he pulls this act on niggers?

[ + ] SomethingClever

[ - ] SomethingClever 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:42:00 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, he does.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers are pussies when you confront them

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:29:03 ago (+4/-0)

I, a thousand years ago, worked at a place I would have to round up the carts from the parking lot. It was my favorite job duty, even in the rain. Fuck that tuber.

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 02:01:20 ago (+2/-0)

I agree. I often got discriminated against for being a woman though, despite being 1000 times faster than the boys at collecting carts and I never dinted or scratched a car, I was told it was a boy job. Being paid to be outside exercising was much better than talking to NPCs or stocking shelves. Would have been nice if they could have occasionally washed the high vis jackets and vests.

[ + ] beece

[ - ] beece 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:21:39 ago (+1/-0)

@Thought_Criminal - dude, are you an electrician now? Cause I heard that same thing from a buddy a few years back. "Best part of the job was rounding up the shopping carts". LOL

[ + ] Thought_Criminal

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 18:08:14 ago (+3/-0)

Nope, it's just a true thing. Stock shelves to a planagram that was done by idiots where merch don't fit, unload a truck, run a register, or go walk outside with shopping carts.

Walking outside with a shopping cart is so fun, many people in big cities have quit their jobs and just do that now.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 06:50:06 ago (+0/-0)

They give that job to all the retards because they love running around

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 16:33:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 00:43:43 ago (+2/-0)

I'm surprised this guy didn't get shot. There's some laws in play; if you threaten to damage someone's vehicle, and their vehicle is a primary means of their access to income, they can legally shoot you. Magnets and stickers aren't really dangerous, but if the owner says that he doesn't want them on his car, and that he'll shoot/hurt you if continue to do it against his property, he can fire. After the first couple of angry warnings, this does move towards assault --> angry guy is capable of retaliating because the camera guy is intentionally creating conflict.

Both of these guys are dumb, but it really seems like the cameraman wants to catch a bullet. He does that to an Asian guy, he's probably not going to have a face.

[ + ] NastyNancy

[ - ] NastyNancy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 11:32:57 ago (+0/-0)

I carry pepper spray for idiots.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 21:09:07 ago (+2/-0)

If your opponent is of choleric temper, irritate him.

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[ - ] Slumbermachine 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:46:46 ago (+2/-0)*

The whole cart thing is a symbol of our country’s loss of customer service expectations. Back in the day, the grocery stores competed for your money by who had the best service. I remember a store called Alpha-beta back in the 80’s that had higher food prices, but they had much better service. Part of that service was loading your groceries, friendly neighborhood talk, and cart return. Same with gas stations, you would get some hs or college guy that would run out, clean your windows, check your tires and oil, and fill up the tank while you sat in the car listening to Kenny Rodgers on the 8 track smoking.

So Cart return was an expected service up until the late 90’s because we still pay premium prices on groceries and some expect premium service still. The guy in this video is basically harassing boomers and gen x people for wanting a world they don’t live in anymore. It’s fucking sad and I hope that dude gets kicked in the nuts for his ignorance of American history.

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:36:44 ago (+2/-0)

Motherfucker touch my car and he'll get maced.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:02:25 ago (+2/-0)

Around the car we go . I usually do the Daffy duck bit when that happens to me. lol

[ + ] Thought_Criminal

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 18:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

Dukes hood slide FTW.
https://youtu.be/U65_uY5N2WM?t=3

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:43:55 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:42:53 ago (+4/-2)

camera-man really needs to get a life. i return my cart, and even sometimes bring carts from others in, but to go so far as to make flags and magnets is really over-the-top idiotic and faggoty.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:49:05 ago (+7/-0)

Spend some time in Los Angeles and you'll see its deserving. Its amazing how many able-bodied Prius drivers can't find a cart return 15 feet from their parking spot.

[ + ] yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:17:37 ago (+3/-0)

The store can spend some cash on cart valet. You know - people who's job it is to gather the carts.

[ + ] Teefinyomouf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 20:56:04 ago (+1/-1)

Or carry your groceries out for you like before boomers.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:15:29 ago (+4/-0)

You should check out "stop a douchebag".

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

Good call.

Those videos are great.

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:14:18 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:04:46 ago (+2/-0)*

Your attitude is exactly why the left has been winning the culture wars. The left demands a change and makes no bones about publicly shaming anyone who doesn't comply. Meanwhile, cuckservatives shake their heads in disgust, but are too afraid to say anything. Libertearians think everybody should have free reign to do anything regardless of how it undermines society and then wonder why the left is taking away freedoms and rights.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:46:39 ago (+4/-0)

Libertearians think everybody should have free reign to do anything regardless of how it undermines society then wonder why the left is taking away freedoms and rights.

Speak for yourself. Personally I think that if you fail to swipe your cart's QR code back at the trolley park within ten minutes of checking out it should send a text message to your car instructing the stereo to play 12 hours of furry erotica narrated by Tim Curry. If you try to turn it off it turns the volume up to maximum.

I just think it should be done through voluntary contracts rather than government intervention.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:28:10 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 18:01:42 ago (+1/-0)

Oh that's nothing. The people who leave piss spray on the seat of public toilets permanently have their horn changed to play the closing theme from Barney the Dinosaur. The whole thing. Every time they honk. It cannot be interrupted.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 17:05:11 ago (+0/-0)

He was probably having a cardiac event at the end. Vaxxed, masked and MAXXED.

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:30:44 ago (+1/-0)

Agent Sebastian is best agent.

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:43:03 ago (+7/-6)

That idiot needs to get a life. Pestering the beatdown citizens at the corporate box stores does nothing to improve our condition. Dude really needs to get his ass beat. Fucking idiot. Nobody is perfect and we're all guilty of leaving the cart at some point in our lives. If this guy tried this shit with me on even a semi bad day, he would end up running around the parking lot with both arms shoved up his ass. He obviously profiles for the weakest looking victims. What a fucking loser.

[ + ] VicariousJambi

[ - ] VicariousJambi 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:04:02 ago (+13/-1)

we're all guilty of leaving the cart at some point in our lives

I have literally, not once in my entire life, just left a cart sitting there.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 14:50:38 ago (+9/-2)

Its ok, he just admitted he shouldn't have the right to vote.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:11:09 ago (+5/-1)

I have literally, not once in my entire life, just left a cart sitting there.

Neither have I. I am guilty, however, of putting the carts of useless eaters and breeders into the cart corral or into the store itself. I am also guilty of the heinous crime of organizing the carts into the cart corral that low-IQ eaters and breeds have scattered haphazardly around the general vicinity of cart corral.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:23:44 ago (+2/-0)

I do this too.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:27:07 ago (+1/-0)

Then have one free Internet point for your efforts.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 15:47:40 ago (+4/-1)

Nobody is perfect and we're all guilty of leaving the cart at some point in our lives.

I honestly don't think I ever have.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but you have to return it to get your shekel back

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:38:19 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] Teefinyomouf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 21:02:19 ago (+1/-0)

When there's already 30 carts scattered about it makes more sense to put two together than it does to walk 100 ft to put the first cart into the bin. "When in Rome". Face it. We live in a fucked up low trust society and you're not going to change it.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 20:44:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 23:33:24 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbr5aMlPUm8

Looks like an equal opportunity cart narc.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 22:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

lol after calling him jerk face and angry bones, he asks about when he goes and jerks a guy off in the bathroom.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 22:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

Sheet,dat sto be lucky n-sheet,I'd a have to take ma cart to home,cuz no nigga bees gibbin me a car n-sheet,muthfuckr,damn.

[ - ] OldGoat 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 21:41:37 ago (+0/-0)

That is such great hazing

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:28:19 ago (+0/-0)

"Go fuck yourself!"

Then there would be even more of me.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:08:40 ago (+0/-0)

Funny but seems fake and scripted like tourettes guy

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

He needs another BOOOOOOSTER!

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 17:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

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Face-Diaper Wearing Boomer Costco Customer Doesn't Return His Shopping Cart submitted by deleted to funny 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 12:44:38 ago (+58/-8) (funny)

Face-Diaper Wearing Boomer Costco Customer Doesn't Return His Shopping Cart
submitted by deleted to funny 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 12:44:38 ago (+58/-8) (funny)