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I will be you $50 that her sons name is Aiden and he is "her world"

submitted by Centaurus to funny 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:41:08 ago (+43/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

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[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 9 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:42:22 ago (+9/-0)

Not looking for a hook up.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 20:48:49 ago (+3/-0)

I wanna know what the ankle monitor got installed for

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:05:12 ago (+2/-0)

Is that what that is? I thought maybe it was one of those waterproof cases for watches and jewelry.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 22:20:23 ago (+4/-0)

My question is if it's not waterproof how do you shower? I just kinda figured they were.

I haven't seen a model that looks precisely like that before. Honestly it looks kind of nice for that, but I can't figure out what else it would be that needs to be out of the water.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:53:36 ago (+1/-0)

wrap a plastic bag around your ankle and rubber band it at the top

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:05:59 ago (+4/-0)

Is Aidan a typical coalburner kids' name?

Shame. It's an Irish name for a god of wealth and fertility.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 8 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 23:33:05 ago (+8/-0)

Many kids have that name or it’s derivatives now. Aiden. Jayden. Bray den. Kayden. Hayden. Ninja gaiden.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 23:47:48 ago (+4/-0)

There were 31 Ninja Gaidens in my graduating class.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 09:04:25 ago (+3/-0)

All of them were in the class photo, but none could be seen.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey -3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:53:09 ago (+2/-5)

No, typical White trash name.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 01:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

a lot of yankee filth women name their retard weak spawn this.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 18:00:54 ago (+1/-0)

There must be a bunch of Goats with kids named Aiden based on the reaction to this comment. It really is only white trash naming their kids this in the US. White trash and basic bitches.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:20:58 ago (+2/-0)

walking talking cliches.

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:33:46 ago (+7/-0)

His name is LeBrontavious

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 21:37:35 ago (+2/-0)

Her left hand is on someone's head. Nice.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 22:35:42 ago (+2/-0)

Naw,that boys name is Billy,from Tennessee.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 11 points 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 23:01:31 ago (+11/-0)

Looks like she is rinsing out the tuna canoe.

[ - ] Bonlio1 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 11:05:38 ago (+2/-0)

I bet she is right on top of a water jet. Women have no problem masturbating in public pools.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 20, 2022 23:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

Jaxxsyn or Jett

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 06:47:57 ago (+0/-0)

His full name is Aiden Jettsyn George.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 02:34:44 ago (+1/-0)

fucked if i know where either of those names come from but you look up jaxxsyn and no matter where you look it says 'son of jack'

completely incorrect - the name 'Jaxxsyn' means mum and dad are retarded welfare bogans and cant spell. Between dads ice and mums alcohol they just thought it was a great idea.

dont get me fucking started on 'Shardonnay'

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 19:32:45 ago (+0/-0)

His full name is Aiden Jettsyn George.

George Jetson.

Thanks for playing. Tune in again next Monday for a new puzzle.

[ - ] Boyakasha 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 07:25:39 ago (+3/-0)

Looking for a serious relationship. No more games and no fun for you. Serious now.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 09:03:38 ago (+1/-0)

And that he's a mongrel mullato mutt mudblood.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 09:21:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:22:19 ago (+0/-0)

Sure looks like it.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 20:48:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Optional_Reading 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 21, 2022 10:40:02 ago (+1/-0)

Hashtag BLESSED