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Dammit. If it’s Snowbird season here in FL, why can’t I shoot them?

submitted by Steelerfish to TellUpgoat 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 08:39:43 ago (+32/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Stupid-assed New Yorkers and Massholes…my local beach bar was filled with masked sheep last night. Several times I heard idiots say “I can’t believe you all are allowed to do this (congregate in a crowded bar, live music, maskless, etc..).
THESE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY TRAINED TO ASK FOR PERMISSION FROM AUTHORITY.
It’s become instinctual for them. Critical thinking is becoming a rare trait.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 08:58:03 ago (+4/-0)

If I hear one more greasy new York kike complain about the way the water tastes down here I'm going full fucking Hadrian on their gated community.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:02:23 ago (+2/-1)

WTF drinks tap water?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:11:58 ago (+3/-0)

I don't, I use a Berkey gravity filter. I've worked many long seasons in the restaurant business in south Florida, however, and kikes love to complain. They specifically like to complain about the free water they ordered to save two bucks on bottled water.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:45:17 ago (+2/-0)

We have a Big Berkey taking up all the space on our kitchen counter, too. And installed a filtered shower head, but I can't really tell the difference on that one.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:10:04 ago (+0/-0)

You can absolutely tell the difference between the Berkey and the tap water though.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 21, 2022 18:10:16 ago (+0/-0)

Most definitely. I had a glass of tap when I had my Berkey apart to clean it, and it tasted so chlorine-y and "thick" that it's a wonder anyone can tolerate it. I don't even boil pasta in tap.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

"I want lemon with that honey!"

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:03:21 ago (+1/-0)

Reclaimed water has more flavor I hear…

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:05:47 ago (+1/-0)

electrolytes

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 13:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:11:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, it's a little different at a restaurant. That soda machine it comes from has a filter and it doesn't taste like the stuff that comes out of the tap at home. Anyway, sulfur isn't bad for you.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 18:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

The water here is shit though for real don't drink it.

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 12:13:14 ago (+0/-2)

Youre going to fuck all their young boys?

I dont think that'll have the intended effect you want...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 21, 2022 16:13:17 ago (+0/-0)

Hadrian was a faggot, but he was also a very prolific kike killer. If not for him you'd have more cousins.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 21, 2022 19:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

wat

[ - ] WhiteGoat 4 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 08:48:15 ago (+4/-0)

Give them a good cough

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 2 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 12:10:47 ago (+2/-0)

Same reason the people of Tennessee don't shoot the tourists from Florida in the summer, money

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:48:16 ago (+2/-0)

I wish they were snowbirds. Seems like most of these yankees are intent on staying. My MIL is trying to downsize and buy a condo, a unit will go on the market for only 24 hours before it gets 20 offers over asking price

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 13:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 23, 2022 07:03:20 ago (+0/-0)

Come to the Emerald Coast, fren, things are much more based here

[ - ] MicahReno 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 21, 2022 13:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

They keep us from having to pay state taxes. Deal with it

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 12:15:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'm at Publix standing in line for the lotto. I'm 2-3 ft from the person in front of me. Old snowbird woman walks up and steps right in front of me. I'm like "I'm standing here lady!".

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 11:01:26 ago (+1/-0)

Because they're jews. They have protected status.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 10:19:35 ago (+1/-0)

Jew Yorkers are somewhat tolerable. It's the massholes I cannot stand. They way those fuckers talk is intolerable.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:59:59 ago (+1/-0)

I'll never forget one old jew from NY berating the cashier at Publix because his gallon jug of cheap wine rang up 10 cents more than he thought it was. I took a quarter out of my pocket and bounced it down the stainless steel grocery slide and told him to keep the change. he indignantly said "its da principle of da matta" took the quarter and left.

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:17:09 ago (+1/-0)

“Then go home, you brainwashed fucks.”

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:03:09 ago (+1/-0)

wearing masks in a bar? I would have set their mask on fire

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:04:24 ago (+1/-0)

An outdoor tiki bar on the beach nonetheless….

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 09:05:09 ago (+1/-0)

that would absolutely demand a public shaming

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.7 yearsFeb 20, 2022 12:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

If girls weren't so dumb, they'd wouldn't pay any attention to tose flakes and their BMW'S and VOLVO's.