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Kickin Chicken

submitted by Centaurus to videos 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 17:42:01 ago (+50/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

https://a.pomf.cat/uywsdg.mp4



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[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 23, 2022 18:18:10 ago (+1/-0)

No harm done. Chickens are lightweight and don't get hurt much from something like that. Like how a squirrel can fall from a tall tree and be pretty much fine.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 18 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 17:59:14 ago (+18/-0)

He's had a problem with that rooster in the past.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 10 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 18:02:38 ago (+10/-0)

And in the future, I'm guessing. It may take more than one boot to the beak for that rooster to finally figure it out.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:21:45 ago (+6/-0)

A boot is faster than a shovel or broom. Some birds are real assholes.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 9 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:33:24 ago (+9/-0)

He got the goats respect.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 08:52:26 ago (+4/-0)

Goat: We're still cool right boss?

Farmer: Yeah, we're good. Have the nannies lined up for milk tomorrow.

[ - ] deleted 9 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 17:43:07 ago (+10/-1)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 17:48:32 ago (+5/-0)

Rooster is lucky that dude wasn't Chuck Norris.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:04:48 ago (+3/-0)

Around roosters, watch your...watch your...i got nothing.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 03:43:54 ago (+1/-0)

COCK!! ITS COCK FFS!
AROUND ROOSTERS YOU WATCH YOUR COCK!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 23:03:25 ago (+0/-0)

Around roosters, use your two spurs.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 03:43:33 ago (+1/-0)

Depending on how low rent an area, the rooster may also have spurs.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:22:44 ago (+7/-0)

kicks rooster
gives pets to goat
Just White farmer things.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 19:17:51 ago (+6/-0)

As a kid I had to collect the eggs every morning at 6.30am and every fucking time I went into the coup the "big cock" would attack me and the fucker drew blood on my ears and cheeks so many times but it was a good cock for the hens...at year 3 when it came time to slaughter the non-productive birds that fucking cock got his and I did it with a smile, that bastard would even lay in ambush during the day and pounce on me or my brother. There's a reason why they say "watch your eyes around roosters"...they are vicious.

[ - ] Had 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 19:57:05 ago (+6/-0)

This is why I make sure I'm around when my boys go to the chickens. I tell them to kick the shit out of him if he comes running up. Gotta establish that pecking order.

[ - ] IwuvU 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:06:40 ago (+2/-0)

Same story never drew blood. One day I sent my dog in there first. Let's just say I didn't have any problems with that rooster anymore.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 23:25:26 ago (+0/-0)

Is that because you had no rooster anymore?!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 19:26:32 ago (+0/-0)

Strange you should mention your dog...our best farm dog was a collie shepherd mix (Micky), one evening he was rounding the chickens and got right close to the gate opening of the enclosure and that fucking rooster pounced onto the back of his neck and started pecking ...that fucking dog wouldn't go anywhere near that rooster after that. It was actually quite comical watching that relationship over the next few months.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 23:13:32 ago (+5/-0)

I bet he learnt it from the goat.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 02:27:03 ago (+4/-0)

That goat is the GOAT.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 21:58:48 ago (+4/-0)

Around roosters and blacks, never relax.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:36:48 ago (+3/-0)

ninja farmer

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 18:27:38 ago (+3/-0)

Must be a nigger chicken under all those feathers

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 00:51:34 ago (+2/-0)

The rooster had to be reminded who the alpha of the farm is.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 10:59:51 ago (+1/-0)

Find "Goat" and upgoat any reference. O/

[ - ] IwuvU 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:05:01 ago (+2/-0)

Good kick, fuck that rooster.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 17:49:48 ago (+2/-0)

I’d Woop his ass for that. I love chickens. I know roosters can be dicks, but fuck this guy.

[ - ] shitface9000 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 17:51:07 ago (+4/-0)

no fuck you pal

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 21:40:10 ago (+0/-0)

Eat my ass crackers you maggot.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

Ass crackers?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 00:03:30 ago (+0/-0)

Has a nice ring to it, no?😜

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 00:14:45 ago (+0/-1)

True enough; and have some fumunda cheese to go along with them.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 11:33:12 ago (+0/-0)

See, now we’re talkin'!🧀

[ - ] TheSpiceMelange 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 03:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

From this day forward, you will be known as Chicken Chaser

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 11:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

Better than being the Chicken Choker, I guess.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:38:49 ago (+1/-1)

Chicken's are dumb. Girls are dumb. WHY are things developing this way? SHITTY (weak) men?