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"My wife's bf is so generous!"

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Soyboys 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 08:50:16 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] 9000timesempty 15 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:57:22 ago (+15/-0)

That face pisses me off so much but... that Titanic tho. I'd love to build it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:38:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 11 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:32:14 ago (+11/-0)

Why does lego now have 18+ on any kit?

Bring back the old school 4+ and 10+ kits, because grown men playing with children's developmental toys is pathetic.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:43:06 ago (+8/-0)

Just noticed that, wtf I could have built that myself back when i was 10.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:15:13 ago (+3/-0)

It used to mean age group, but now I believe it refers to the number of hours of your life you won't get back after building this and realizing it was just a waste of effort.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:35:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

I was hoping your story included guillotine construction and suicide.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 19:57:27 ago (+0/-0)

It's that dumb

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 21:58:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:42:17 ago (+2/-0)

The concequence of modern children's attention spans. Don't want them getting bored when it takes more than five minutes to assemble.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:57:53 ago (+1/-0)

...because grown men playing with children's developmental toys is pathetic.
I know, right? What ever happened to men watching niggers play children's games on TV for valuable sports points? Now that is some motherfucking masculine shit!

Jeez; our society has been in decline for over a century. All we are witnessing now is it reaching it's inevitable, and horrific conclusion.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 14:24:34 ago (+1/-0)

Our society has been in decline since the civil war was lost. Arguably you can trace that back to the jewish slave trade bringing in the first waves of golem, though of course allowing jews in at all was the base seed of corruption.

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:46:27 ago (+0/-1)

Sports ball is also contemptible.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 19:56:42 ago (+1/-0)

When the world went full retard the 18+ was needed as they'd try to eat the small Lego pieces. It's that stupid now.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 21:57:04 ago (+1/-0)

Because manchildren have disposable income and children do not. Can't really blame Lego for cashing in on a bunch of low t soycucks.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:49:09 ago (+8/-0)

You know what else is disturbing? The original content stamp. It's a fucking picture of some cuck and his legos.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:08:52 ago (+2/-0)

Beware stolen valor.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:54:27 ago (+1/-0)

They stole my picture and used it for reddit karma!

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 23:17:09 ago (+0/-0)

This site is reality… Oh my God.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:16:21 ago (+7/-0)

"Honey why cant i come in the bedroom?"

"I bought you the legos so you would fuck right off while mommy is doing her online lingerie consultancy job, do you understand how degrading men looking at you while youre working and not paying? Now go lick the toilet seat bitch until you understand what youve done"

[ - ] natehiggers 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:08:32 ago (+7/-0)

That guy is a turbofaggot

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 13:03:51 ago (+2/-0)

Typical arrested-development, White, American cuck. Out in the driveway is an F-350 diesel that he uses to pull his little trailer to the lawn grass dump. You know, because you wouldn't want to actually get the back of that truck dirty.

In his "man cave" is a ginormous flat screen that he and his manchild friends use to watch niggerball as they eat pizza, drink beer, and enjoy mindless, childish entertainment. Meanwhile they're all so proud of how well all the shitskins have integrated into society. Make Motherfucking America Great Again!

Burn it all to the fucking ground....

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 14:57:46 ago (+1/-0)

What is the lawn grass dump?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 15:06:48 ago (+1/-0)

A lot of cities have a spot where you can take your lawn clippings free of charge. People will buy a trailer to haul their clippings instead of simply loading them in the back of their pickup trucks. This behavior is yet another sign of decadence.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 15:18:44 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, they come and take mine from the street. There's probably a limit on how much, but I don't have that much property so I haven't hit it.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 19:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

I lived in a city that took leaves in the fall, but you were still on your own for grass clippings.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 19:59:30 ago (+0/-0)

You squat in your yard and shit?

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:50:37 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:59:17 ago (+3/-8)

muh trucks, muh guns

Every single time.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 10:22:19 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 10:33:31 ago (+3/-6)

I find it amusing you're such an insecure beta that you have to mention guns and/or trucks with every post. Good luck with your Lego collection lmao faggot

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:01:35 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:42:14 ago (+5/-0)

Nice work on the pins. That certainly wasn't an easy job, and that is a good example of why I tell my kids to keep LOTS of room between you and everyone else on the road.
I also tell my kids, ignore the retards and your life will be better for it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 16:16:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:07:30 ago (+1/-4)

muh trucks, muh guns

Every single time.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:38:16 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:23:16 ago (+3/-0)

Interesting take. There a whole group of people for which it's all a "no-win situation." Hmm...makes you think, huh?

And even this post. It's a picture of an apparent White guy that we're supposed to laugh at because of how much damage the jew has done to him. Who would take pride in that? Hmmm....

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 13:38:43 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:06:38 ago (+0/-4)

No.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 13:54:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 14:23:36 ago (+0/-1)

Lecture deez nuts nigga

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

You're arguing with a prairie nigger.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 14:58:59 ago (+0/-0)

This thread went off the rails really fast.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:27:26 ago (+4/-0)

I always thought adult life would have more legos in it. Sadly my life is just work with a bit of sex thrown in for fun.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:25:15 ago (+1/-0)

Do some wordworking, welding, soldering. That's what legos were designed to develop.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:22:47 ago (+3/-0)

I kinda want that Titanic set but Disney and a creator tiger? A few years ago I went to the local art museum and they had a lego display of several downtown buildings and the old World Trade Center, Grand Central with a train system with actual motors, and some others and that was pretty cool but seeing this cuck sporting his pedo rims with Lego sets is making me cringe.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:07:49 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone who'd prefer Legos to slowly dragging their tongue up the sweaty inner thigh of a gorgeous young woman clearly isn't so much into women!

[ - ] Trumpman1488 16 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 09:42:10 ago (+16/-0)

You think his wife is young and gorgeous?

[ - ] TheDivineLight 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 10:14:33 ago (+6/-0)

I'd be surprised if 'she' was only obese. I imagine a super morbidly obese beast who looks like a fat granny.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:25:08 ago (+3/-0)

So, LEGOS are the sane choice.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:17:17 ago (+1/-0)*

And you realize his statement infers she bought that crap so he won't put his hands on her.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 16:58:05 ago (+2/-0)

NGL I got my wife that castle for Valentine's Day. And a light kit for it. And some additional lights I have to set up that look like fireworks. This is mostly because I have no chill, and anything I do, I tend to go overboard on.

But also, I got myself the Lego Star Destroyer a couple months back because we do a big ass family trip around Christmas, with her siblings and their kids. This was me throwing down the gauntlet in her brothers' direction.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

It looks pretty cool. I wouldn’t give lego or disney my cash at this point but it looks like fun. Did you start it?

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 19, 2022 09:16:00 ago (+1/-0)

No. Gotta wait until Christmas, so it's sitting here in my office looking all tempting.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 23:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

LEGO used to be all generic pieces. These kits where half the pieces are uniquely to that kit aren’t lego.

Where’s the customization? Actually building something instead of just losing time to a set of preset motions / instructions.

[ - ] glow_in_the_dark 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 16:21:21 ago (+1/-0)

Plot twist: The bloke in the picture is "the wife"

[ - ] mattsixteen24 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 13:56:16 ago (+1/-0)

He looks like that one meme, except with a beard. He even has the facial expression.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 12:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

His idea of "Make a wish" and my idea are completely different.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:13:42 ago (+1/-0)

I’m confused, the Titanic box lists the number of pieces with a slash and under a different language lists a different count of pieces.

Does translating really change the piece count or does the Spanish version just not have the Leonardo decaprio special iceberg parts

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:40:15 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fnbs 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 11:11:35 ago (+1/-0)*

Trannys are not considered wives though

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:35:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 16:22:01 ago (+0/-0)

is lego still a toy? Or a tool that hooks losers into losing more, thinking they are winning?

[ - ] Systemisgay 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 14:42:13 ago (+0/-0)

I looked up the price of the LEGO titanic set. It’s almost 1000$