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IF YOU LIVE WHERE THERE ARE SEAGULLS

submitted by con77 to HDLunited 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:04:08 ago (+19/-0)     (HDLunited)

Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:33:26 ago (+0/-1)

Lure them in with pizza then snap their fuckin neck like a twig.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:31:50 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a psychopath

Just use a gun

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:34:49 ago (+1/-1)

You ever heard of the Alka seltzer trick? I've never tried it, but it was a local legend that if you feed a seagull an Alka seltzer it's belly will fill with gas and rupture, killing said bird.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 18:24:23 ago (+0/-0)

that is true

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 22:28:45 ago (+0/-0)

We did that at our Air Force Base. The base commander hated the shitting and the noise at headquarters building. Alka Seltzers on the roof with a small pile of peanuts did the trick, but it took months to get the last one. Worked later on with squirrels. Scientific solutions to all our problems.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 18:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

Seagulls are a protected species

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 19:27:58 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve had them shit twice on my head in my lifetime. There are so many that can swarm you one is bound to direct hit you with their shit bombs. Don’t risk it and run!

[ - ] YamaMaya 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 04:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

I like Seagulls, they are scrappy. People call them rats qith wings but they have developed a highly successful survival strategy same as the pidgeons. Just live alongside the wasteful ass humans and wait for them to drop food. Use their stupid water features for drinking and bathing. Who needs to tap on the ground for worms all day when some toddler just dropped half an ice cream?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

Good times!

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:21:56 ago (+1/-0)

related
https://jewtu.be/WEvsqspmnW4

sorry for jewtube

[ - ] Dr_Mx 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

My first thought too :)

[ - ] MasterAce 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:10:22 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks con, was good for a laugh bro.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 16:50:23 ago (+4/-0)

Seagulls are my least favourite bird.

[ - ] coldsoak 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:35:44 ago (+5/-0)

There needs to be a @con77 cartoon show. All the stories I've read over the years would fit right in.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:00:08 ago (+6/-0)

If you live anywhere near seagulls, keep in mind they eat anything and are somewhat predatory. So be careful with small pets.

I can never unsee the time that I watched a seagull attack and then devour a pigeon.

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:40:12 ago (+2/-0)

They love unsuspecting tourists on the waterfront and their take-out kiosk food.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking seagull stole half a fish while I was cleaning the other half.