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Second Place is the First Loser

submitted by breh to funny 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 11:58:10 ago (+29/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:43:09 ago (+3/-1)

She got that femme fatale look. Like she actually might not think twice about trying to fuck you and slipping a thin knife through your ribs while you're breathing hard like a retard with your eyes closed.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:43:40 ago (+1/-0)

Why aren't they wearing enough eye liner?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

It's stage makeup effectively. The audiance is going to be seeing them from 50 meters away.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:58:53 ago (+0/-0)

Beg your pardon, but I meant the one on the right.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:56:58 ago (+5/-0)

Look at the upper body on that girl. My first college GF was a gymnist. When she turned her back to me naked I felt like a faggot because she looked like a man - wide lats and big shoulders and triceps with a narrow waist and tight ass. She looked best in a conservative dress. The shoulders and back gave her a perfect victorian hourglass figure despite smallish tits. Looked like a legit high-class woman. She was none the less feminine nude. But sometimes I'd keep an eye on her waiting for her to turn around. I needed to verify I was indeed straight, in case it was actually a dude she was switching places with.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:13:25 ago (+1/-0)

I totally know what you mean.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:55:43 ago (+0/-0)

Why did they switch a girl out with a giy one time and you didn't notice?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 03:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

No, I'm saying I banged a gymnast once, and the shoulders will throw you for a loop.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 06:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

Did he compete often?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:20:05 ago (+0/-0)

Gymnasts are guys too bigot!

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 18:58:04 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:39:43 ago (+0/-0)

Didnt first place cheat with drug?
Wait that was figureskating

[ - ] breh [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 16:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

It was a 2 part competition, Valieva was the one with the failed test.
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[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 -1 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:57:29 ago (+0/-1)

That's a man...

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:39:21 ago (+1/-0)

Th olympics is the biggest fucking rip off of money with padded accounts and excel columns.

And you get "oh look - run fast - that's worth a few hundred million dollars.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:48:03 ago (+1/-0)

Panda Eyes.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 06:37:02 ago (+0/-0)

They are seriously wearing masks?

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 18, 2022 22:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

No,first place is the first loser. Because they're playing these stupid ass games while the world burns.