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Polite request

submitted by qwop to whatever 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 10:50:55 ago (+59/-0)     (de.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Version6 26 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 12:01:01 ago (+26/-0)

Good thing he didnt mark them "convoy" or his account would be shut.

[ - ] binrobinrro 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

Or "Committee to re-elect Trump".

[ - ] Sneezy 14 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 13:13:58 ago (+14/-0)

I’ve been doing this with my bank for a while now and out of all the phrases I’ve used there is one that the system won’t take.
Debt Based Usury.
Fucking jew feds wrote code to make sure that you can’t input that phrase.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 9 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:41:32 ago (+9/-0)

Holy fuck... thats actually pretty incredible. Its basically proof that supports what they've done...

[ - ] aleleopathic 7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:00:59 ago (+7/-0)

This doesn't surprise me - a similar 'targeted' phenomenon is printers' print engines scanning what you print for things they don't want printed (which the printer will refuse to print correctly).

A classic example is the EURion constellation, which will cause any printer to print white stripes over whatever it is printing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation

[ - ] letsgetit 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 14:25:32 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine the headache if everyone did this

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 11:54:50 ago (+4/-0)

Should be a thing to make them spend money on investigator hours.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 18:43:05 ago (+2/-0)

What if the payments are marked "mossad"?

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 08:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

Good.
Waste their time and resources on petty spiteful bullshit.
Finding opportunities to be an asshole is Attrition.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:32:04 ago (+2/-0)

Is his last name Hyde???

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 21:05:26 ago (+1/-0)

"Zyklon B"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:17:57 ago (+1/-0)

Try labeling it

I suck jew cock

Or BLM are oppressed by hoooowytee

Or send the email back saying they didn't use your preferred pronouns.

You gotta a fuck em with their own absurdity you're in 🤡 🌎 now.

[ - ] Ayylmao 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 21:20:05 ago (+0/-0)

Oh shit my gas payments and oven rentals are due. And I just finished ordering another Wehrmacht flag.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

Heh, trolling the UK bankers, financiers, and transaction brokers. Awesome. I'm going to have to remember to do that more often on my end.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 19:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

New one for the truckers

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 19:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf is starling?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 20:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

That's an alias one of the bankers uses when he's in drag

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 04:08:02 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2022 20:33:52 ago (+0/-0)

Starling Bank is a major UK bank

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 19, 2022 04:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 18:02:06 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 17:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

joos,have zero sense of humor.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:56:19 ago (+0/-0)

Thats a great idea everyone should mark transactions like this to waste jewish banks time and money

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:20:14 ago (+0/-0)

Fly away, little Starling. Fly fly fly... Fly fly fly....