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Ardern order Maoris not to Haka.... because its just as pants shitting terrifying for the target as it was 200 years ago

submitted by i_scream_trucks to videos 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 09:43:44 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tjgrib.mp4

Fuck yes New Zealand, legit wish we had some white boy shit like that going


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 20 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 10:56:12 ago (+20/-0)

Ancient European war bands did have shit like this. They stopped doing it when we moved out of the stone age.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:28:23 ago (+6/-0)

Light-skinned blue-eyed modern humans have been in Europe and Asia for at least 50,000 years. DNA and skull evidence doesn't lie. The ancient people who painted the caves in Lascaux France were white European nomads.

[ - ] Belrick 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:14:08 ago (+5/-0)

Maori have been used and abused as activists on behalf of iwi corporations for decades.

Which means they are used to grouping up and angrily protest.

Kiwis on the other hand were trained to be submissive. Compliant and agreeable.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

Kiwis on the other hand were trained to be submissive. Compliant and agreeable.

Sounds like your average NPC aussie

[ - ] con77 14 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 10:00:23 ago (+14/-0)

I always have thought they look ridiculous doing that stupid looking shit

[ - ] Broc_Liath 8 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 10:59:06 ago (+8/-0)

I'd imagine it was more intimidating when they were actually preparing to charge.

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 11:34:01 ago (+3/-1)

If I were a modern (at the time) soldier with a musket I would laugh at such a primitive display by a bunch of inbred island niggers.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 12:19:51 ago (+2/-1)

I agree with the point you're trying to make, but then how would you feel if you and your fellow soldiers didn't have the muskets?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 12:41:15 ago (+4/-0)

If I was unarmed, facing an angry mob, and they broke out into a song and dance routine, I would laugh.

[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 12:50:02 ago (+3/-0)

Stop white knighting for a bunch of low IQ island niggers who probably hate you because your White.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:18:51 ago (+2/-2)

Okay, don't answer the question.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:21:05 ago (+0/-0)

I would still laugh at them for their dumb savage nigger dance.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:22:35 ago (+0/-1)

Okay.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:39:52 ago (+1/-1)

Youve never met a maori have you....

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:55:32 ago (+0/-0)*

No, but I've dealt with their Samoan cousins and they are a bunch of barely functional island niggers. From what people from NZ have told me the Maori aren't much better.

Better yet why do you white knight for a bunch of inbred, low IQ, incestuous tiki niggers who probably hate you for being White.

[ - ] AryanPrime 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:20:47 ago (+3/-0)

why would Aryans and Anglo Saxons not have guns? we invented them...seriously...stupid nonsense arguments from people like you...

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:21:40 ago (+0/-2)

okay, cool conversation. Thanks guys.

[ - ] AryanPrime 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:24:29 ago (+1/-0)

lmfao...cry some more faggot, it isn't "cool" it's laughable...the constant tongue waging like a fucking dog lmfao...

Standing on a line your opponent dictates to you and doing some fucking dance for them is nothing more then performative art...notice the big cheers they get afterwards, but notice how they all immediately after, turn their backs to the "police" it wasn't about standing up to police, it was about putting on a show for applause and "woke points"

same shit different day son...this isn't impressive...this is exactly the kind of thing that makes White people like me want White only countries for our people to live in

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 14:06:55 ago (+1/-0)

I was intimidated by those Serena Williams lips on that one big island nigger. You had to notice.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:30:32 ago (+1/-0)

OK nigger go to tiki island

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:51:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Holy fuck do you come across like some whiny kike faggot. Fishing for woke points, go do the world a favor and neck yourself.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 14:04:36 ago (+2/-0)

Like if we were fucking old-timey sailors and washed up on their shores after a storm? That's the only way Europeans would have ever shown up without a musket.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 18:22:29 ago (+2/-0)

Then with shields and spears me and my friendly warrior tribe would murder the shit out of them.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:39:13 ago (+1/-1)

Sure bud.

[ - ] dassar -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 20:08:02 ago (+1/-2)*

The point is, and according to all the first hand diaries and memoires etc from the time by the Colonial troops etc, they literally all shit themselves too, regardless of having muskets.
Essentially these savages are all chanting in unison exactly what they are going to do with you and your body after they breach your line and rampage through your ranks and they are literally getting off on it, if you were unlucky enough to have woman or very young children -they would chant shit like 'After I lop off your head and sit it upon this stake. As your tongue swells out your mouth under the hot sun - I will force Your woman to look on your rotting face as my brave warriors take turns to defile her. She will be our slave until her last breath. I will hold your child in my hand and bash their head on this rock until their brain explodes out and i will laugh like i have never laughed before at your failure to protect them'.
I mean i know they are savages but they had the intimidation part down to an art.
If you were unfortunate enough to be a high value target or high rank and somehow survived having your skull fractured with their club, you then got to look forward to watching this all transpire in front of you before you were then tortured as you are mocked and then eaten till the only thing that remains 'Will be your unseeing eyeballs after I void my bowels of your remains all over the forest floor'.
Colonial Troops were be all perfectly clear on what the end result was going to be if they lost or surrendered via the translators of the friendly tribals that usually fought with them.
Fairly certain wasting energy on bravado of disdain and laughter for one's enemies, was the last things on their minds ... Like cartel beheading videos, or south american prison riots, isis beheading videos etc, fairly easy to sit here detached from the event but for the actual individuals on the end of that shit - i have yet to see a single one laugh at them - ever ....

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 20:34:16 ago (+2/-0)

There are lots of shitty cannibals in the world. Well, were.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 23:26:46 ago (+0/-0)

"Burrrrp ... Indeed"

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 22:00:32 ago (+1/-0)

And the British still subjected them.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 22:26:57 ago (+1/-1)

Of course they became 'Subjects'. That was something all the signatories wanted and agreed too, which was granted to them via the Treaty agreement.

[ - ] dassar -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 23:05:13 ago (+0/-2)

Lol, are you really arguing that being part of a lawless Tribal Society is preferable than having 'Rights and privilege's granted under British Commonwealth law as a Subject of Her Majesty the Queen'. Come on man, say it ain't so.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 23:15:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'm arguing we shouldn't look up to a bunch of inbred shitskins.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:40:45 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly you're confusing my anthropological description of early NZ and the natives as adoration in your mind rather than parsing it for what it is - you're not very cogent. No-one here in the thread is really looking up to them at all ...

[ - ] natehiggers 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 10:01:26 ago (+8/-1)

They are literally a race of cavemen throwbacks who fuck their own sisters.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:29:16 ago (+2/-0)

Accurate

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:32:58 ago (+2/-0)

My buddy from NZ calls them tiki niggers and spearchuckers.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

He should called them 'Broke' and 'Ugly' ...

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:06:26 ago (+1/-0)

They don't actually call them sisters. They usually call them 'Useless Whore' or 'Bitch, make me some eggs' ...

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:44:15 ago (+2/-0)

Huy yooslus butch meekus sum eeeegz aye!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 20:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

LOLz, you got me ...

[ - ] Rob3122 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:37:03 ago (+5/-0)*

It is hands down one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life. But what do you expect from savages?


I'll never forget when I saw the video of them doing it to the usa basketball team in 2014. Even the niggers are looking at those savages trying not to laugh.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4

[ - ] Belrick 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:15:35 ago (+3/-0)

Activism went unanswered and as a result maori culture replaced kiwi culture in official representation

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:38:33 ago (+0/-1)

Ill bet my gonads youd never tell em

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 23:22:33 ago (+0/-0)

I carry a gun

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 13 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 11:04:32 ago (+13/-0)

And they still got conquered; just like how they are now keeping behind their master's barrier. If they had jumped over that barrier and chopped off some jew heads I'd be impressed.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:02:31 ago (+2/-2)

Meh dunno man, On the contrary, it wasn't a 'conquering' as such. It was just typical joo-like deception.
A treaty was signed allowing European (Predominantly British White Anglo Saxon Protestants) settlers immigration en masse and the Islands to become a 'Colony' under British Empire Commonwealth Law with the Monarchy as Head of State.
In return the natives became 'British subjects' with all the 'rights and privilege's' of Commonwealth Law /Magna Carta et al.
The more desirable aspect of this arrangement for the Maori was it enabled them the ability to access British /European technology, Health advancements and into British Education system etc with the prospect of now being a World player in the burgeoning World Trade of the time and having Military might, via being a part of the British Commonwealth.
A pretty good deal considering.
That they were consistently and purposely screwed over in arguably all aspects of the Treaty agreement is simply part and parcel of living in a big joo-ed to fck City.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 20:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

I have to admit I know almost nothing about NZ history. I just assumed they were conquered because that was the typical MO of the British Empire. Thanks for the information.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 22:44:52 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah sure. It's a topic like anything else that requires a somewhat in depth investment of time or research to nut out the details. I was born in the god forsaken land so a big part of my later schooling (decades ago) was immersed in the initial Officially endorsed renaissance era of Maori History /Culture bla bla bla. Which is mostly handpicked bs -but that's another story.
It was typical MO of the British Empire at the time to just simply outgun and decimate opposition into Submittance, however their lack of easy access to critical man power and reinforcing military resources etc in a far away - difficult to traverse forested landscape Island Nation curtailed their ability for a simple overwhelming victory hence the 'Treaty' to avoid an ongoing war of attrition against a stubborn and adaptable 'blood thirsty' foe, and also in part to head off French Colonial aspirations in NZ (who were considering making overtures to the natives to add to their Colony Empire building around the same time). The rest as they say in History ....
EDIT: Just imagine these fckers as an entire outpost of the French Foreign Legion with a French Nuclear Arsenal at their disposal, lol.

[ - ] Metanoid 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 11:01:26 ago (+6/-0)

Just honk.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 11:44:19 ago (+5/-0)

Stupid bitch. There's no limit to petty mommy rules they'll try. And eat all your vegetables or else you'll go to jail

They should haka her fucking head. She has no right to say shit about that.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 12:23:04 ago (+4/-0)

It is hilarious how the Maori have turned against Jacinda. They got pissed at her also for her congratulatory statement about the Queen's 70 years on the throne.

She has lost a significant minority group. If she loses the muzzies (been sucking up to them since Tarrant) it might signal the end.

Go jump in a volcano, horseface, and take Dan with you.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:42:26 ago (+0/-0)

Stop misgendering horseface as a 'She' you bigot . It's a guy./ lol
Joo-tube link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7YiFQFk6fc

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:27:23 ago (+2/-0)

Lol those Haka islanders are fucking insane. It's a spiritual thing for them. I could easily see them ripping someone apart just because they got too into the HAKA mentality whatever. I remember one video was weird, it was a surprise one at some high school and all the dudes did a HAKA for the guy and his chick.

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 09:57:37 ago (+2/-0)

The Maori are a bunch of inbred, low IQ, savages. Why would we copy anything those spearchuckers do.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 11:00:36 ago (+5/-1)

I don't think you're giving them credit. They were still using stone age tech when the brits showed up, but they still managed to score some impressive victories, including effective use of trench warfare to defeat artillary barrages before anyone else was doing it.

[ - ] Belrick 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 17:32:07 ago (+1/-0)

No more than two Canon throwing solid steel balls.

Once the Empire learned to ignore PA and attack the tribes themselves the war was swiftly over.

It was trickery and pig headed Ness that evened the fight.

Ps trenches were ancient by then

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 11:17:10 ago (+0/-0)

Look at them, they will never be able to integrated into a civilized White society. They will always fall back on their primitive instincts. They are utterly useless in modern society except in very limited manual labor roles. They are low IQ, savage, inbred spearchuckers who still practice inbreeding and incest. They put on this stupid tribal dance to intimidate people, not realizing it looks fucking beyond stupid.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 18:53:33 ago (+1/-1)

Doesn't mean we can't learn from them.

[ - ] natehiggers -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:00:50 ago (+0/-1)

There is literally nothing we can learn from a bunch of incestuous, low IQ, inbred, tiki niggers with retarded savage dances and equally retarded face tattoos. It's not a culture Whites should ever try emulate. It's a culture that should be consigned to the dustbin of history.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:12:31 ago (+3/-1)

I might remind you that the British took that stance. They were forcefully evicted by a crew of emaciated hillbillies.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 10:03:05 ago (+1/-1)

shush... don't you know globalists are scared of diversity?

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 14:32:27 ago (+1/-0)

The Musket Wars were a series of as many as 3,000 battles and raids fought throughout New Zealand (including the Chatham Islands) among Māori between 1807 and 1837, after Māori first obtained muskets and then engaged in an intertribal arms race in order to gain territory or seek revenge for past defeats.[1] The battles resulted in the deaths of between 20,000 and 40,000 people and the enslavement of tens of thousands of Māori and significantly altered the rohe, or tribal territorial boundaries, before the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi in 1840.[2][3] The wars are seen as an example of the "fatal impact" of indigenous contact with Europeans.[4]

The increased use of muskets in intertribal warfare led to changes in the design of pā fortifications, which later benefited Māori when engaged in battles with colonial forces during the New Zealand Wars.

Ngāpuhi chief Hongi Hika in 1818 used newly acquired muskets to launch devastating raids from his Northland base into the Bay of Plenty, where local Māori were still relying on traditional weapons of wood and stone. In the following years he launched equally successful raids on iwi in Auckland, Thames, Waikato and Lake Rotorua,[2] taking large numbers of his enemies as slaves, who were put to work cultivating and dressing flax to trade with Europeans for more muskets. His success prompted other iwi to procure firearms in order to mount effective methods of defence and deterrence and the spiral of violence peaked in 1832 and 1833, by which time it had spread to all parts of the country except the inland area of the North Island later known as the King Country and remote bays and valleys of Fiordland in the South Island. In 1835 the fighting went offshore as Ngāti Mutunga and Ngāti Tama launched devastating raids on the pacifist Moriori in the Chatham Islands.

Historian Michael King suggested the term "holocaust" could be applied to the Musket War period;[5] another historian, Angela Ballara, has questioned the validity of the term "musket wars", suggesting the conflict was no more than a continuation of Māori tikanga (custom), but more destructive because of the widespread use of firearms.

Truly the noble savage



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musket_Wars

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 12:38:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:01:39 ago (+2/-0)

I was on a rowing crew. Most of their forms suck. Limp wrists, bent backs.

Cool to see though.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 22:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

Does anyone else have a hard time taking them seriously when they do this???

While these guys, in ancient times were paddling canoes from island to island and trying to intimidate other tribes with their loud dancing... white Europeans were perfecting something they discovered the Chinese were using for fucking fireworks...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone get a "fuck around and find out" vibe from this video?

No? Just me?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:26:57 ago (+0/-2)

The "Rocks" tribe. keeps trying to FAKE it till he makes it. He'll NEVER make it. ONLY become better at FAKING it.


Does ANYONE really admire "action hero's"? I mean, they require NO courage or intellect or ingenuity or risk taking, EVERYTHING is MAPPED OUT (script, storyline). WHY do AMerican's put SO much on how things LOOK as opposed to how they ARE???? and demand BETTER/MORE than to be TREATED as DUMBASSES? REAL food for the soul. NOT fake.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:50:05 ago (+1/-0)*

The Rock isn't Maori, he is a dumb Samoan island nigger who is orginally from California. Maori and Samoans hate each other.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 13:59:32 ago (+1/-0)

Are you the SERIAL downvoter I'm enduring for a short time? Or just a NON voter?

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 14:02:28 ago (+2/-0)

Non voter, sorry about your luck.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 16, 2022 19:09:07 ago (+1/-0)

Nope that's probably me fcko ....

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 05:46:36 ago (+0/-0)

That's you? I don't believe I "know" (encountered) you before. why the downvotes? are you just psycho? Think this makes you a BIG man? why?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 15:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

Don't believe me - its bs - just nonsense. Stay off the lawn ...

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 17, 2022 05:50:28 ago (+0/-0)

They BOTH should NOT be Americans. Dumbasses. Might makes right. They MISS the point. Probably screw chickens.