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Communist-themed restaurant to open in Miami...home to people who fled communism.

submitted by WittyUserName to WTF 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 03:48:35 ago (+23/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3pbua5.jpg

This is a chain restaurant, so it isn't some one-off joke.

Though I'm not ruling out someone daring the local Cuban population to burn it down in an old-fashioned case of insurance fraud.

Archive Links:

https://archive.fo/A11sJ - CBS Miami Article.

https://archive.is/0NlqK - Café Habana website.


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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 08:44:30 ago (+4/-0)

Your meal may be delivered to another table if they have better Party connections.

[ - ] Irelandlost 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 05:41:28 ago (+4/-0)

Lol, Habana is the name of a springbok winger. Havana is the capital of Cuba. Just because v is pronounced very similarly to b in Spanish does not mean you can just replace v with b in Spanish words. The proprietors of this private profit seeking enterprise (ironic) sure seem like true appreciators of Cubano culture.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 07:08:19 ago (+3/-0)

Justin should drop in for a meal.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 06:45:22 ago (+3/-0)

They think communism and castro is a cute fad because they have enough money to open a restaurant where they want.

I hope the cubans kill them.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 04:16:37 ago (+3/-0)

Home to people who have to go back.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 08:20:19 ago (+2/-0)

The CIA had the right approach to dealing with refugees: Arm them, train them and help them get home. Imagine if we did that with all refugees and coming to the west meant being yelled at in a boot camp then sent to a warzone. I doubt we'd have Iraqis pretending to be syrians.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 14:09:07 ago (+1/-0)

That's... Not a bad idea actually. Send them back with guns to solve their own fuckin' problem. Keeps us in our land and out of theirs. Lets the world know that we did something to help and don't need to bring them into our White nation. And we get to keep our armies in our lands to contest anyone who says otherwise.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 23:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

Cubans are too cowardly for that. We tried it already with the Bay of Pigs invasion and it was a disaster. Now a days these Cubans just want to stay in the comfy US pretending to be white and whine about the state of Cuba because they don't have the balls to try and change it. Castro and co. may have been communists, but they didn't like the way their country was going and they did something about it. The same cannot be said of these fucking coward Cubans shitting up half the state of Florida.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 15, 2022 09:43:15 ago (+0/-0)

Cubans are too cowardly for that. We tried it already with the Bay of Pigs invasion and it was a disaster.

With respect, the bay of pigs wasn't a disaster because the cubans were cowardly, it was because Kennedy pulled air support. The entire plan should have been called off the moment he did that and the troops evacuated, but they weren't so they lost.

Castro and co. may have been communists, but they didn't like the way their country was going and they did something about it.

They saw weakness and they took power, then they turned it into a giant torture chamber. They're serial killers writ large, nothing more than that. They haven't built anything of note and what they inherited from the americans and received from the soviets has fallen into decay.

The same cannot be said of these fucking coward Cubans shitting up half the state of Florida.

Keep in mind, during the 80s Castro emptied his prisons and mental hospitals into florida. The current wave of cubanos isn't representative of the whole, it's primarily the dregs.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 10:18:06 ago (+2/-0)

Do they charge you all your money and serve you half a turnip?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 13:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

On the bright side you can dine and dash and they have no recourse.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 18:02:06 ago (+0/-0)

The kids and especially the grandchildren of the Cuban Refugees are already brainwashed back into Marxism. From many of those I’ve met up here in the Tampa Bay Area that work in the marine industry (Ybor City has a large Cuban Population) the kids have been taught the Americans sabotaged the socialist utopia and their parents or parents are considered traitors to their cause.
The actual refugees have one hell of a work ethic and entrepreneurial spirit. They love what America stands for. They are disgusted at the youth.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 15, 2022 11:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

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