What Kind Of Bait Are You Using? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

What Kind Of Bait Are You Using?
submitted by FalseRealityCheck to funny 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:23:41 ago (+61/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 22:05:06 ago (+0/-0)

Why i use the best bait available.

You might call it...

Master bait.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 21:27:19 ago (+5/-0)

I can't tell you how many lake lizards are coming banging on my shanty door trying to give me blowjobs.

[ + ] TheGreatWhiteHope

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 00:29:53 ago (+3/-0)

No one can resist the allure of the fish shanty.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 21:21:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] heber

[ - ] heber 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 08:57:53 ago (+2/-0)

Fish houses are ideal places to cheat on your wife. First, she never goes there. Second, it's right across from the lake bar. He's probably hooked up with lots of hookers in his fish house. Funny Minnesota guy doesn't know this. Usually it's just the town slut though, not a hooker.

[ - ] quaintarrow303 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 21:12:22 ago (+1/-0)

Why do I think he's projecting and knows exactly where to hide a hooker from his wife and doing his best to not be tempted. I bet 1$ he goes every weekend for a couple hours.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 20:30:56 ago (+0/-0)

🤣

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:44:33 ago (+3/-1)

Dude knows his constituents.

Empty buildings attract a certain class of people. Where do the drug users and homeless hang out?

He was missing a few steps, but his logic made sense to him.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 9 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:43:46 ago (+9/-0)

Lol. Fuck right off. Now you care about prostitution? (Not like ice shanty prostitution is a thing.)
But you let the whores sell their piss online and that's fine? Fuck off.

[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:36:27 ago (+6/-0)

Hudson is the upper class suburb of Akron Ohio. It's likely the mayor and a bunch of rich fucks who live on the lake don't want to look at the fishing shanties. They apparently lost, and ice fishing was made legal.

Ice fishing is a huge deal in the Midwest and on the Great lakes.

[ + ] taoV

[ - ] taoV 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 00:57:16 ago (+1/-0)

Where I'm at we call Akron "Crack Run". They might get more snow hookers than you'd think.

[ + ] Roy_Batty

[ - ] Roy_Batty 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 17:09:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, especially now that the government gave them the idea.

[ - ] diggernicks -3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:32:11 ago (+2/-5)

Christ cuck politicians are truly among the dumbest creatures alive

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 22:05:47 ago (+3/-0)

yeah catholics arent christians...

[ + ] diggernicks