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It's Jews

submitted by deleted to funny 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 07:03:45 ago (+71/-3)     (funny)

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[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 12, 2022 00:06:08 ago (+0/-1)

i do something similar when i set up an app with a phone number that someone else used to have, and they search based on the number. except i make sure say nigger at the end of it

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:11:59 ago (+0/-0)

Lucky bastard. My number used to belong to some dippy Puerto rican chick whose family and creditors were calling me for months.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

Oh mai gad stoopit pay yer billlll arreddy!

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 12:18:12 ago (+0/-0)

That’s funny. I have a pastor’s old number. Their church still sends me texts in a group text. Lol 😂

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 11:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know who 'ghis' is, but that sounds like maybe a Dutch name.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:40:08 ago (+0/-0)

I ghis.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 11:23:32 ago (+0/-0)

I used to have a number that was some kike's old number. One day a relative of his called several times and after finally understanding that it wasn't him he begged me to go look for him. When I said fuck no he asked if I believed in god and tried to pull the poor jew card.

There are loathsome.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 11:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

someone on old voat once mentioned that we should crowd fund a text message campaign much like other political movements. I'm guessing buying the list of black people would be pretty cheap, and then our indian buddies (or whoever does that crap) could go to town.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:38:20 ago (+0/-0)

Which town?

Asking the important questions.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 14, 2022 09:30:35 ago (+0/-0)

I would say any town with a critical mass of black people (chicago, atlanta, st. louis, baltimore, oakland ...). We could probably actually work with the nation of islam since they are shielded from leftist attacks. white middle class leftist women attacking poor black people is not a great look for them.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 09:35:37 ago (+1/-0)

I still get collectors calling my phone for a spic that dodged paying 10 credit cards. His aunt also texts me annually even though you can see the text from the year before saying I’m not him. I’ve had this phone number for 7 years.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 08:48:46 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeit.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 10 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 08:41:18 ago (+10/-0)

Ive gotta create a nigger alt somewhere, this looks like too much fun

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 13 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 08:54:09 ago (+14/-1)

Hello, this is Verizon Wireless customer service, how may I help you?
So, I need to change my phone number and I'm looking for, well, I'm looking for something in particular, I'm looking for a phone number that might have been used by a, uh, a.
drug dealing nigger? Yes, we've been getting a lot of requests. I just had a thug call me this morning because he's trying to "ghost some hoe." It should be just what your looking for.
Thank you
You're welcome, it's nuffin.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:35:47 ago (+0/-0)

You aint didndu

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 12:12:02 ago (+2/-0)

Use this site to make a fake profile picture. I did that and it works. It’s so funny.
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 13:09:53 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve just got to let you know… this really got the gears turning. How easy would it be to create an entirely fake network of vetted people who do not exist?!

I wonder if many of my past failed attempts at small business would go successfully if I made the impression it was a black lgbt owned business… it might go against my morals.

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 13:59:47 ago (+1/-0)

It's also your ethical and moral obligation, however...

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 13:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

How easy would it be to create an entirely fake network of vetted people who do not exist?!

One programmer with some know-how could do it.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 15:35:38 ago (+0/-0)

it might go against my morals

That wouldn’t stop a jew. It’s those morals, ethics, and empathy that lets them walk all over us.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:36:50 ago (+0/-0)

Hi 2020 called and asked if you saw the last election results.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 12, 2022 00:16:04 ago (+0/-0)

How easy would it be to create an entirely fake network of vetted people who do not exist?!

Somebody already did and named it Twitter.

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 14:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

Do they have similar with full body pictures?

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 14:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

Lol when the baby pictures get merged with the adults.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 11, 2022 20:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

He literally has a baby fist!