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How do you do, fellow kids?
submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:17:27 ago (+44/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 13:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

This can't be real.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 11:01:33 ago (+0/-0)

WTF?

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 10:08:07 ago (+1/-0)

They have the spanish translation, but no ebonics. How are the niggers going to read that?

[ + ] Hall_of_Cost

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 10:45:38 ago (+0/-0)

Ay ay ay, uh. Nawh mah nigga! Onnareel, a muhfuhgr might could toot a wutsuhnaym wowl dey look in a brook. Yū'erd?

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 06:41:13 ago (+2/-0)

Assuming the niggers in Chicago can even read that sign they would just take it as an invitation to light library books on fire

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 04:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

Oh no, not a book!

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:36:49 ago (+3/-0)

I think this was good intentions but poorly thought out. First thing is it's in ChiCongo. I think they're going for instead of vaping try reading a book you dumb niggers. At the very least if you're going to vape then read a fucking book while you do it you dumb niggers.

But then again maybe it's an evil, well-thought-out plan. After all the president is giving out free crack pipes these days.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:30:30 ago (+1/-0)

Defund public libraries.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:43:25 ago (+1/-1)

Shitcago...

What a failure of an American you must be to willingly live and pay taxes there

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

Chikikego.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:40:13 ago (+4/-0)

lemme get this straight...

candy cigarettes bad because encouraging kids to smoke...

vaping ok because....... ?

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:21:00 ago (+4/-0)

Oh man!! Those candy cigarettes were so good!! I used to get those and Big League Chew when I was a kid. Better times, better times

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 01:40:13 ago (+1/-0)

They banned some flavored vape devices, too. Specifically the standalone/cartridge ones. The juice is still available for those with vaping equipment.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 02:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:43:28 ago (+0/-0)

vaping ok because....... ?

It encourages kids to read books with blank covers....

[ - ] calx 14 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:32:34 ago (+14/-0)

What the fuck does that even mean?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 11 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:41:17 ago (+11/-0)

it means theyve found something they can put in vape juice that will kill kids.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:58:35 ago (+7/-0)

Shalom, fellow assistant marketing jew! We received a $10 million taxpayer grant to "promote reading" among youthful goyim. The poster you create will be put in every Chicago library. Insure you can shoehorn something edgy yet destructive into the marketing campaign as the true message. If us Chosen get questioned on it, we can always deflect true intentions behind the conflated secondary, positive message. hand rubbing intensifies

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:41:48 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot the part about the embezzlement. How much of the $10M went to the jew?

[ + ] RabbiKinderschtupper

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 07:36:10 ago (+1/-0)

$9.9M

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 13:28:15 ago (+0/-0)

Ensure

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:42:17 ago (+5/-0)

Beats me. Trying to make reading a book sound relaxing, maybe.