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Mouse balls
submitted by big_fat_dangus to 4Chan 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:03:31 ago (+46/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:51:36 ago (+1/-0)

The other side to this story is that OP never knew there was another kid. This other kid only ever came in on days OP wasn't there. And this other kid has a similar story. Except, instead of putting the mouse balls in his mouth, this other kid put the mouse balls up his butt.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:47:16 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know if you guys remember

No... no one remembers this unless maybe they worked in a factory making them. You're the only one OP.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:31:35 ago (+5/-1)

You have to be pretty autistic to even attempt to suck on 90s mouse tracking balls.

Another case of chicken and the egg.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

I was very confused as to what mouse balls were until the end of the story.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 01:57:37 ago (+3/-0)

You're dad LET the system raise you on automatic. NEVER kept an EYE on you (had his OWN life he felt he was ENTITLED to, don't know WHY (society told him to) he had kids (you) in the first place), except when it was convenient or somebody was watching (judging) HIM. Right? You're best bet wne you get OUT on your own. is to REPAIR the damage as best you can, don't BLAME others, BE SKeptical of THOSE that claim to have NEW fangled answers.

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 01:27:34 ago (+2/-0)

Happens to the best of us

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 01:05:47 ago (+4/-0)

Ugh, reading this is making my stomach turn. How utterly disgusting of an individual do you have to be do this HUNDREDS of times? Licking a toilet bowl would be more sanitary.

[ + ] yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 06:25:35 ago (+0/-0)

parents.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:59:22 ago (+2/-0)

I thought it was going to be this.

https://www.jokestimes.com/clean-mouse/

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:07:20 ago (+2/-0)

LOL. The next post is from a guy who used to suck on his Crash Test Dummies' boots.

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:57:30 ago (+10/-0)

Your story is sad and touching, OP!

I hope you find treatment to end your addiction to sucking balls!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:58:49 ago (+6/-0)

Shithead had autism that caused him to suck on mouse balls.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:18:05 ago (+2/-0)

This

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:18:02 ago (+8/-1)

Should have boofed them to get autistic superpowers.

Q predicted this

[ - ] Spaceman84 10 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:17:23 ago (+10/-0)

Sad! Many such cases!

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[ - ] x0x7 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:53:06 ago (+5/-0)

They say most cancer is self inflicted. They suspect most cases come from someone exposing themselves to a chemical one time with no thought that it's going to cause an issue, but then it does.

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:57:25 ago (+4/-0)

I was shopping for good wool socks from different places - and most of them had that "California prop 65 warning" on them.

Wool socks.... WTF.

[ + ] Shotinthedark

[ - ] Shotinthedark 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:27:30 ago (+4/-0)

Probably the dye or the souls of the sheep.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 02:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] natehiggers 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:05:52 ago (+5/-0)

Remember folks, mouse balls cause autism.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus