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The first time this comedienne was actually funny!

submitted by lord_nougat to funny 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:07:22 ago (+18/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/m9kmhe.mp4



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[ - ] binrobinrro 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 11:54:48 ago (+1/-0)

The audience went home and left her on the stage.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 11:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

After pointing and laughing, and finishing their drinks.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:50:44 ago (+1/-0)

I'm worried to up-voat this... :|

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:53:17 ago (+3/-0)

I talked to Jesus, and he told me you're cool.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:54:35 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you. :|

[ - ] maroni 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 07:59:35 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone have the original?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 10:55:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

I expect someone does.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:15:36 ago (+2/-2)

Jesus was a human being who God outright ascended to heaven to protect him from the jews trying to crucify him. He will be back at the end. He is not God nor part of God. But I do think that there is no coincidence that this woman skull bashed herself after babbling about the third human being that God made from a direct miracle (Adam, Eve, and Jesus).

[ - ] maroni 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 07:58:41 ago (+1/-0)

☝️ THIS IS WHAT ISLAM BELIEVES

Mohammed got fucked by pigs, may he rest in piss.

[ - ] Nagasaki -1 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 08:48:59 ago (+1/-2)

You'll eat your words one day.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:19:08 ago (+1/-1)

Heresy!

[ - ] Nagasaki -1 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:36:43 ago (+1/-2)

What was the most important thing Jesus told his followers, according to his own words?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 01:03:27 ago (+1/-0)

"Eat me!"

-Jesus, at the last supper

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

I think Jesue was CLEARLY involved in that situation. Could be wrong. SHe seemed TOO confident. May Jesus strike me dead if I'm rong! NOthing happened.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

I guess you're not wrong!

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:03:19 ago (+0/-0)

Guess you can get smited without lightning.