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When the official stories are whackier than the “conspiracy theory”

submitted by deleted to news 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:37:37 ago (+39/-1)     (news)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:41:43 ago (+1/-0)

SCIENCE!

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:56:39 ago (+1/-0)

Were you blinded by it

[ - ] FattestConsequence 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:57:50 ago (+4/-0)

When I was a kid, everyone told me publications like the Smithsonian were gospel. But these were the same people who told me red meat was bad for you and we'd all be underwater by 2000.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:00:49 ago (+2/-0)

Ohhh it will get a whole lot whackier as the covidcon dies out. Mark my words, global warming will be the next panic button.

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

Good to know that the Smithsonian has been jewified.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:39:41 ago (+1/-0)

Smithsonian has been kiked for almost 20yrs now.

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

It seems like finding one that hasn't been jewified is like finding a needle in a haystack.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:22:02 ago (+3/-0)

These articles are written by bots.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:59:24 ago (+1/-0)

"Maternal heat exposure."

What is this, being in a building with heating?!?

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:09:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's supposed to be why pregnant women shouldn't go in saunas and hot tubs, extended (longer than a few minutes) exposure of extreme temperatures. Not a gradual increase of a degree or two in the general environment. It's a known risk but climate change can't cause that unless the word is gonna be regularly 40°c+.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:07:15 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] localsal 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:14:19 ago (+1/-0)

Idiots.

I would have gone with nutrition rather than (((global warming))).

Everyone can read the headline and ask how - when the mother's body is kept at a very stable at 37C - would the baby be affected?

The (((writers))) - or bot - will then have to scramble and come up with something like "they are sweating too much and affecting the body's chemistry"

To which normal people would answer with - they eat well enough to replenish those electrolytes, with Brawndo of course.

It's all nutrition anyway - so just start with that.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 02:05:41 ago (+0/-0)

"IF THE GODS WISH TO DESTROY US THEY WOULD FIRST MAKE US MAD"...THIS IS MADNESS

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 02:32:52 ago (+1/-0)

Sheesh guys, just mild myocarditis. There's a shot for that now