A crib is just a cage for a baby. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

A crib is just a cage for a baby.
submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:51:38 ago (+6/-1) (whatever)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:57:58 ago (+6/-0)

Your bed is just an open-face coffin!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:21:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:24:17 ago (+2/-0)

How can recliners be real if our eyes are mirrors?!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:42:22 ago (+1/-0)

And what is the cost of hollow?!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:46:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:23:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

That guy is SO RUDE to interrupt your much needed beauty rest!!

You should have your crazy manservant rough him up or something.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 09:18:03 ago (+0/-0)

And?

[ - ] engrish_is_hard 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

So you saiyen. We need tah git high

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:20:02 ago (+1/-1)

The ocean is just a really big lake

[ - ] wolfsblade 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, and yet I'm the bad guy for locking the baby in the dog kennel, they're basically both just cages.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

^^The inspiration for my post.