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Footage leaks of female pilot crash landing a $100 million F35 off a carrier deck and into the ocean, injuring 7

submitted by big_fat_dangus to news 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:13:14 ago (+66/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5puviw.mp4

https://archive.is/qMm4c

Women in the military were a huge mistake.


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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 21 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:04:01 ago (+21/-0)

This is what happens when you put quotas in the military. I guarantee you she got picked to fly that plane over a man who was much better than her, on every metric you could come up with.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:16:17 ago (+4/-0)

Right, but have you ever successfully landed the F-14 on a U.S. aircraft carrier in "Top Gun" for Nintendo Entertainment System? Certainly nobody that I know has.

And be honest.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:21:54 ago (+3/-0)

It's like beating mike tysons punch out w out a game genie

Nigh on impossible

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:02:18 ago (+5/-0)

gitgudfgt

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:14:58 ago (+3/-0)

I successfully landed a Cessna 172RG downwind 15+ knots with a crosswind at an uncontrolled airport IRL. I misread the windsock because it was in the winter, ground covered in snow, and the fucking sock was sun-bleached white. Moral of the story: Don't do shit like that.

[ - ] WittyUserName 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:10:58 ago (+2/-0)

I found that was easier than the mid-air refueling.

[ - ] Rawrination 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:02:02 ago (+1/-0)

I have. I was also working on trying to get my pilots license at 10. I think the topgun landing took me 12 hours or so of retries.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:27:28 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheSimulacra 13 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:41:59 ago (+13/-0)

Coming soon to an airport near you. Direct result of forced “vaccination”.

If you get on a plane. Good luck to you.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:13:10 ago (+3/-1)*

I was going to say, didn't a male pilot do this the other week allegedly cursing the vaccine and having a heart attack?

Edit: Seems like it may be the same incident. I couldn't find anything suggesting there had been two crashes. Here's an interesting link:

https://stevekirsch.substack.com/p/us-navy-f-35-crash-was-it-vaccine

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:13:29 ago (+2/-0)

There were two F-35 crashes in the last few weeks.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

If so then that's incredibly serious. Can you give links? I could only find anything about one on the USS Carl Vinson.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 04:21:34 ago (+0/-1)

I was going to say, didn't a male pilot do this the other week

if your point is to say that it's the vaccine, why do you specify a male pilot?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

The thread is about a female pilot doing it, suggesting that this wouldn't have happened if a male had been in the cockpit. Immediately I thought of a story I'd read on here the other day about a male pilot doing exactly the same thing and rumours that it was vaccine related. The story was that he was boosted only three days earlier and complained about heart problems and the vaccines while crashing.

So I went looking for the story when I saw this article to post it for context. Turns out it's the same incident, the pilot's gender has not been confirmed and no one can confirm anything about the vaccine claims.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 16:49:39 ago (+0/-1)

So your goal is to say that men and women are equal and no one should say anything about women in the military?

It goes without saying that men have crashed aircraft before. And it means nothing In this context

The pilot is confirmed a woman because they haven't released the identity.

This tranny agenda is to confuse the public by releasing names that imply what they want you to believe, then when truth is revealed they say they didn't lie to you

Stop worshipping women. Its fucking up your brain

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 17:31:10 ago (+0/-0)

So your goal is to say that men and women are equal and no one should say anything about women in the military?

No, but I do try to shoot down bad arguments.

It goes without saying that men have crashed aircraft before. And it means nothing In this context

I disagree.

The pilot is confirmed a woman because they haven't released the identity.

They haven't said anything about it other than that it happened. So they definitely have something to hide but it's hard to say what. Militaries aren't known for being generous with information.

This tranny agenda is to confuse the public by releasing names that imply what they want you to believe, then when truth is revealed they say they didn't lie to you

You think the male pilot story is misinformation? Could be. The link I gave agreed.

Stop worshipping women. Its fucking up your brain

Stop projecting.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 00:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

Male feminist, date rapist detected.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2022 22:00:41 ago (+0/-1)

They haven't said anything about it other than that it happened. So they definitely have something to hide but it's hard to say what. Militaries aren't known for being generous with information.

We KNOW, deductively, from what the Nips and chinks said about the US naval ship crashes in the pacific years ago that it was incompetence that caused the ships to crash. that is the EXACT same fucking thing that happens at each and every single job i've had with diversity hires in the past 15+ years.

besides deductively, statistically i am correct. you place your bet, i'll place mine.

Stop projecting.

pretty sure i'm not projecting - though good on you for calling me so i can check myself. i just have to do my due diligence to make sure people aren't participating in the nonsense; so i have a hair trigger for this sort of thing.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 07:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

We KNOW, deductively, from what the Nips and chinks said about the US naval ship crashes in the pacific years ago that it was incompetence that caused the ships to crash. that is the EXACT same fucking thing that happens at each and every single job i've had with diversity hires in the past 15+ years.

besides deductively, statistically i am correct. you place your bet, i'll place mine.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a diversity thing.

pretty sure i'm not projecting - though good on you for calling me so i can check myself. i just have to do my due diligence to make sure people aren't participating in the nonsense; so i have a hair trigger for this sort of thing.

Fair enough. Anyhow, my point wasn't "women would never do such a thing," so much as "there's all kinds of rumours flying around this incident and none have been confirmed."

[ - ] 3Whuurs 11 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:56:48 ago (+11/-0)

Come on you misogynists.
That vagina is absolute proof she had to work 10x harder then any man, ever has to get there.

If she had an ounce of dignity in her body she wouldn’t have accepted the 1000s of open concessions she was given in her career training.
But would at least now have the “balls” to make the statement that
“it’s an amazingly difficult thing these MEN have mastered out here, and I definetly should t have been out there yet”.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:25:41 ago (+2/-0)

its also proof that you can try as hard as you want a failure is still a failure.

"Listen, you fuck, you lost the grand final because the opposing team btfod you by 100 points"

"but we triiiiiiiiiiiiiied hard"

"Oh well shit in that case, heres the pennant and the prize money."

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:00:29 ago (+1/-0)

women
dignity

Choose

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:44:49 ago (+0/-1)

how many crashes have there been in the history of landing aircraft on an ACC? not counting the initial experimentation phase upon invention.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:02:58 ago (+3/-0)

she flew straight into the deck after being told to wave off repeatedly.

[ - ] frankenham 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:22:20 ago (+4/-0)

"fucking men thinking they know everything.. pfft I got this"

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 04:30:05 ago (+0/-1)

i think i clicked the wrong comment to reply to here. i meant to reply to someone who was attempting to highlight that "many more men have done this before".

[ - ] canbot 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:23:26 ago (+2/-0)

Not something you can look up. But clearly the conditions were perfect and this was very poor flying.

[ - ] account deleted by user 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:20:16 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:33:08 ago (+9/-0)

She'd like to see the manager please.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:24:39 ago (+1/-1)

you funny piece of shit!! i cannot explain this joke easily to anyone i tell this story to.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:30:11 ago (+1/-0)

It’s the haircut

She’s got the karen

[ - ] FattestConsequence 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:55:07 ago (+6/-0)

This and Heather McDonald are proof women can be hilarious.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:28:32 ago (+6/-0)

Bitches can't parallel park!

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:25:48 ago (+5/-0)

At least she put out her own fire!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:13:06 ago (+4/-0)

The reaction time of women is almost twice that of men. It's no wonder they'll crash a plane designed for and tested by men.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:48:29 ago (+2/-0)

I doubt reaction time is the biggest factor. Freaking out probably is. When things get worse, you need to take more risks and steps into the darkness, not recoil into a fetal position.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

Killer instinct.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:49:28 ago (+2/-0)

I agree completely. Women should only use products designed by and for women. Also this applies to bridges.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:05:12 ago (+3/-0)

They haven't named the pilot yet. Odds are not good the pilot was a woman.
The only places saying it was a woman are extremely unreliable websites and Twitter accounts.

Take this piece of shit website that Vox Day got suckered by. You know, Vox Day, the guy who yesterday was crowing about how gloriously smart he is, and who routinely claims to be super intelligent... Yeah that guy got duped by this...

https://1healthytips.co.uk/in-the-world/the-worlds-first-female-pilot-of-an-f-35-fighter-crashed-in-the-first-flight/

That article is so full of shit.

The photo at the start of the article is Lt. Col. Christine Mau, an AIR FORCE F-35 pilot, not Navy, who has also been retired for years. Sometimes the different services do exchange programs where one pilot will go fly for the other service for a bit, but this isn't possible in this case.

"Carl Vinson, a member of the American aircraft carrier crew, told the media that the fighter was piloted by a woman,..."

Carl Vinson is the name of the ship, not a crew member.

The rest of the article is written so poorly, that it is hardly readable.

The video also disproves the other fake news article about it being a male pilot who said "fucking vaccine" before the crash.

Quit falling for bullshit, you fucking faggots.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:34:52 ago (+1/-1)

there seems to be quite a bit of widespread info about the pilot being female.

also, the fact that the identity hasn't been released is a dead give away. either that or the pilot was brown

[ - ] Belrick 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 23:29:11 ago (+0/-0)

We don't know the pilot for sure

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:35:33 ago (+0/-1)

there seems to be quite a bit of widespread info about the pilot being female.

also, the fact that the identity hasn't been released is a dead give away. either that or the pilot was brown

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:01:23 ago (+3/-0)

The other problem with the Navy....why do I hear some mystery-meat goblina in the background commenting on the video? "Thissiz when dey was yelleen fire, fire fire."

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:26:58 ago (+2/-1)

lol that's what i was saying. we've got even more diversity hires making their presence known.

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[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

She was good. (Martha Raye)

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:10:36 ago (+1/-0)

Lolz, she came in hard - w3hat a retard ...

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:44:33 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine being out to sea for months crammed in with a bunch of women and mystery meat. So glad I never joined the military.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

There goes 100 million in tax dollars. Fuck Jewmerica.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

I knew there had to be a detail. I assumed it was a nigger who flew this plane. Nope, a woman!
And she gave the fucking and technology to the chinks, when they fucking find it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

sent it to my housemate yesterday.

hes just tried to explain to me its a hornet.

/facepalm

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

She thought she saw a spider. That's why the missile was launched at the end. and she JUST realized she was in a cockpit. A cockpit, in a cockpit and it blew her mind, that's why she fired the missile. She was having a bad day, that's why she launched a missile at the end. It's a girl think, you wouldn't understand. You can bet it's YOUR fault though. Girls are dumb. How many guys has this happened to?

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:04:13 ago (+0/-0)

Where does it say it was a woman?

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

Thank God for the brave men who saved her life and put out the fire on deck.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:28:07 ago (+0/-1)

if they'd have had women save her life, she'd be doubly saved and gained the power to spiritually travel through space and time, above us mere mortals.

[ - ] Terraeri1 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:47:32 ago (+0/-0)

They say woman but could be a cock in a frock.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:08:32 ago (+0/-0)

You have to at least be able to land it before you can release your ordnance on deck during a fire and watch the remainder of the blaze while out of danger.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

Probably can't park it's car, either.

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[ - ] iSmokeMemes 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:57:45 ago (+0/-0)

"Lol whoopsies"

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 03:23:36 ago (+0/-1)

Looks expensive, give her a promotion :P

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:43:04 ago (+0/-1)

and there's a fucking diversity hire mexican working in the office filming the fucking thing... omg why does any country in the world trust the us military to protect them? the time is RIPE to attack whatever the fuck anyone wants. the US military with blow it's technological load right away and everything after that is smooth sailing; just trick the US military a few times into wasting missiles and personnel and you've made huge gains

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:39:32 ago (+0/-1)

can we get a version where flux isn't fluxxing the screen color? damn, whoever recorded that is a fucking computer illiterate retard who just wanted upvotes/attention on the internet

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 22:08:23 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if the video has the equivalent of EXIF data? The Navy will probably go harder on the leaker than on the pilot.

[ - ] Sleazy -6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:22:07 ago (+1/-7)

I am sure no man pilot has ever done anything like that

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

With respect, what do you mean by "rare"? There have been quite a lot of carrier landing fuckups, as well as regular landings. Heck, the US navy even manages to crash whole ships.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:00:02 ago (+2/-0)

Hell, when the Abraham Lincoln got underway recently with the "first ever female carrier captain", they hadn't even cleared port before tangling the flag in the fucking radar.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:56:44 ago (+0/-0)

Kek. While that's a ridiculously ominous portent I find it hard to blame her for that one. I'm talking about officers who pilot their ships straight into tankers or reefs. Hard to excuse that.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:35:30 ago (+0/-1)

Between 2000-2009 there were two US Naval aircraft carrier landings.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:49:37 ago (+0/-0)

So you're admitting that one man, somewhere, did this.

Therefore women are just as good or better pilots than men. /s

[ - ] Sleazy -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:32:27 ago (+1/-2)

That was a carrier landing, those are not normal landings

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:35:08 ago (+7/-0)

They're routine, and you don't earn your wings in the navy until you can do it at night with your eyes closed.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:06:56 ago (+4/-0)

That is completely normal for a Navy pilot. They have a routine called "touch and go" where they fly in a big circle. They touch down at the base, take off, fly to the carrier, touchdown, take off, and repeat.

[ - ] Sleazy -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:27:59 ago (+0/-1)

I know what a touch and go is.

Ask any Navy pilot and they will tell you a carrier landing is the most difficult task they have to face

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:31:26 ago (+3/-0)

But it is a normal part of the job. And they can do it and do it a lot. To say it isn't a normal landing is incorrect. Shw shouldn't have been flying.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:48:33 ago (+1/-0)

It’s NOT normal to crash the fucking plane in any circumstance.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

It is if that's is what you're use too ...

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:50:48 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:40:47 ago (+0/-0)

From what I could find there were two US Naval aircraft crashes that occurred during landing on a carrier. That's pretty fucking rare. This woman did it on her first attempt in this jet. Women can't parallel park. They shouldn't be landing billion dollar aircraft on the deck of a carrier. Especially, when it's all for a show of equal rights. Women demonstrate they can't do it and instead of admitting to beimg inferior they ask for equity. That is the fucked up bullshit that got us into Clownworld.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

I don't disagree, if they are in the service they should be nurses or secretaries. Though a woman should be more suited to pilot than combat

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:03:55 ago (+0/-1)

My father was a Naval Aviator, he would fucking cringe if you referred to him as a "Navy pilot". Carrier landings are tense, but the part of his training he found most difficult was land based survival.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:11:28 ago (+0/-0)

Hopefully he was able to avoid having to land in hostile territory

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:42:18 ago (+1/-0)

Pensacola Florida was by far the most hostile place he had to land. Those Blue Angels are no Angels lol

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:21:35 ago (+0/-0)

They use the term pilot on the East coast. I've known quite a few.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 19:36:18 ago (+1/-1)

you're missing so much context that your bias is insanely obvious.

this isn't reddit, we generally do not do the women worshiping thing here. please go to reddit for that kind of circlejerk