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Ancient Jew meme

submitted by Boardallday_420_2 to funny 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 05:06:08 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3xfauu.jpg



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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:19:39 ago (+7/-0)

The Picassso is hysterical.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

I can't tell whether that's fake. This lends credibility: https://news.artnet.com/market/picasso-portrait-christies-909452

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:19:10 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting. The site is being attacked.

[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:28:54 ago (+2/-0)

Picasso was one. Who else has the ability to take toddler level scribbles and sell them as fine at?

[ - ] poopdawg15 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:38:16 ago (+0/-0)

came here to post this

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 18:53:07 ago (+0/-0)

Picasso was quite capable of producing beautiful art in a more traditional fashion. But like a lot of artists, he wasn't "into" that, so when he was given freedom he painted crazy shit. And I guess people, probably (((people))), like it so why not?

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:27:55 ago (+1/-0)

There really has to be some evolutionary meaning behind that hand gesture. I never see anyone else do it.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:01:05 ago (+3/-0)*

I'm speculating, but I would probably consider self-soothing behaviors. If we think their hand-rubbing usually correlates with moments they are anticipating some reward/gain, and that these people usually gain by cheating, then the hand-rubbing is probably a way of physically lowering their anxiety.

Think about it. If throughout history they have survived by cheating people - often more physically powerful and robust people than them - then every dealing in which the Jew stood to gain had an inherent risk, the anxiety about which they'd have to conceal with evolutionary history's greatest 'poker face'. The implicit anxiety of holding a falsehood in mind (and betraying a person) comes out somewhere. That anxiety is the tension between the possibility of being caught, while at the same time anticipating the reward of succeeding at the trick.

The hand rubbing is a more or less automatic way the Jew self-soothes from holding that internal tension. Some degree of this tension is probably constant, but the hand-rubbing is the signature of its peak, e.g. when a favorable deal or loan gets signed (and the Jew knows he has won at his trick).

Think of the way that Feinstein rubbed her hands together as that gun legislation was being signed. They are portraying one thing to the world, while knowing the truth of their lie inside. That anxiety comes out somewhere. You also see similar kinds of things in anxiety disorders and in people 'on the spectrum'.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:07:52 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting, thank you. It certainly is a jewish phenomenon, I can't think of any time i've rubbed my hands together except to warm up. Cant remember really seeing anyone who wasn't jewish do this either.

[ - ] Rawrination 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

Spot on

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

Chuck Schumer, time traveller.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:19:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hand rubbing behavior caught in the wild on camera. Must be NatGeo or something.

https://files.catbox.moe/bt259o.webm

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

ze noze and ze rubbing hands are his eternal characteristics.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 08:36:46 ago (+0/-0)

So some things actually never do change.