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Holy fucking shit boys get in here,the Heather Mcdonald video is out

submitted by MasterAce to whatever 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 00:30:13 ago (+103/-1)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/0Yq31i4mTgM



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[ - ] Master_Foo 39 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:32:49 ago (+39/-0)

OK, she's officially the only funny female comedian.
I admit, I laughed at the end!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 17 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:40:44 ago (+17/-0)

The crowd loved it.

[ - ] con77 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:52:12 ago (+7/-0)

i fukn guffawed!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 06:25:38 ago (+10/-1)

I might start believing in Jesus again.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:38:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BitterVeteran 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:11:01 ago (+2/-0)

Well... there is always Joan Rivers.

No female will ever be more funny than Joan Rivers.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:35:56 ago (+4/-0)

Joan Rivers was a kike. Pretty funny when she "died" I guess. Oh, and the "Michelle Obama is a tranny" thing raised a kek as well.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:45:57 ago (+1/-0)

Yup, known information. Don't care. They're all kikes. She's still funny as hell.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:59:24 ago (+0/-0)

Is it fun down there, with your head in the sand? Maybe go fight some more kike wars for your overlords.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:07:06 ago (+0/-0)

In what regards am I putting my head in the sand? You made a statement about Joan Rivers and I agreed with it. Again... in what regards am I putting my head in the sand and you're not?

Fight some wars for kikes? What are you talk-...

Ooooh. You're taking my username and applying ONE definition to it. Just like the other idiots do.

You realize that the word 'veteran' has multiple meanings... right? You also realize that the military definition isn't the first definition of the word... right? Are you always this stupid?

What a fucking moron you are.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:30:01 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, cope harder faggot.

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:45:39 ago (+0/-0)

Idk man. Seems like bitter vet wins this one.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 20:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

Good for him, who gives a shit? We are two people bitching at each other and taking the piss a bit. I bet you worry about your internet points, too.

[ - ] McNasty -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:11:10 ago (+0/-1)

Well, I gave a shit. For like 2 seconds. That's how this works. Other than that, what the fuck are internet points?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 15:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

LOL, perfect gag to end the skit.... 100% will watch again.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 18 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 01:56:19 ago (+18/-0)*

I cant create a downloadable link. Every single rip site i have ever used is either breaking or throwing out fake links ive never seen before.

EDIT - Got it. I think it was the retard that uploaded it putting in a fucking stupid symbol in the title breaks things.

Have a catbox link and spread it the fuck around

[ - ] Belrick 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:10:02 ago (+9/-0)

The sound of a cunt melon striking a hard floor was fantastic.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:03:35 ago (+3/-0)

New ring tone

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:10:17 ago (+4/-0)

Thank you my computer savvy friend.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:11:21 ago (+3/-0)

all good man.

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:15:07 ago (+2/-0)

Sweet

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 04:41:20 ago (+4/-0)

youtube-dl FTW.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:51:54 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks. I use the android apk tubemate to download videos from jewtube.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:15:03 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I needed! Thanks.

[ - ] yesiknow 16 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 01:37:42 ago (+16/-0)

Do some more drugs skank. Show us how the religion of psychology shit up your attitude.

[ - ] Belrick 13 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:07:42 ago (+13/-0)

Fuk she isnt funny.

She has her performance for one fucking reason.
She is stupid enough to get on stage and speak publicly about her hatred of whites men Christians and conservatives.

She's a paid demoralizer. So seeing her collapse and self injure brings pure schadenfreude

[ - ] Boyakasha 10 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:36:17 ago (+10/-0)

Women aren’t funny, in general.

[ - ] NastyNancy -2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:22:39 ago (+0/-2)

Joan Rivers is an exception.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 14 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 04:07:36 ago (+14/-0)

The chances of that happening right at the end of her joke to where people thought it was part of the skit. This is one of the best things ive seen in a while! AHAHAHAHAHA

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 11 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 04:19:14 ago (+11/-0)

Aren’t we supposed to say praise Kek? Remember those days?

[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:48:27 ago (+2/-0)

They are all the days. These are now and never! Kek is chaos and your prayers don't matter, for Kek is when happens the pruning and the cleansing.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 11 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 01:35:15 ago (+11/-0)

So how long did everyone sit around awkwardly waiting for her to get up before realizing her ass was out cold?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 14 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:16:46 ago (+14/-0)

about 30 seconds before they walked out whining that she was only on stage for 5 minutes and they paid for a 45 minute show... show them irrefutable evidence it was jab related and they will insist 'no, no there is nothing wrong with the jab, she just... she just... she um... was tired so she decided to end the show early. there is nothing wrong with the jab she was overwhelmed by the hatred and naziism and climate change in the room.

anything but the jab.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:19:46 ago (+4/-0)

They kept back from the gaping orifice.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:01:01 ago (+3/-0)

They literally just laughed at mocking someone stroking then had to awkwardly timeout until they realized someone did actually stroke.

[ - ] Version6 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 08:58:59 ago (+6/-0)

I think Jesus took exception to that last bit.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:03:36 ago (+0/-0)

You don't want to see the other cheek.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 01:38:41 ago (+7/-0)

This is gold.

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:09:24 ago (+4/-0)

I kinda feel terrible for laughing at this, in my defence the audience did too.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:14:10 ago (+6/-0)

Tommy Cooper got laughed at when he passed away because he was a fucking funny bastard and people mistook it for part of his act.

This bitch got laughed at because the audience is fucking retarded.

I dont find it funny at all. This is going to happen more and more. Committing hubris and trying to end it by invoking Jesus is never going to end well.

Dont get me wrong im not going to tell other people they shouldnt laugh or anything. This idiot is a fucking comedian, she wanted idiots to laugh at her and thats what she got. Im looking forward to hearing her sperg out about how its problematic she leeeeeeeeeteralleeeeeeeee was on deaths door and all the white mysoginists in the crowd did nothing.

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 10 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:19:55 ago (+10/-0)

I think the audience and I are laughing at different things,clearly she’s not funny she’s obnoxious.
The Jesus line and the sudden striking down just seems supernatural.karmic, serendipitous I’m not sure I’m describing it right but I hope you know what I’m trying to say.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 06:32:46 ago (+6/-0)

I think the audience and I are laughing at different things,

You’re right. Its twice as funny knowing whats really going on. Karma, serendipity— you’re in the right ballpark. Whatever it is, its delightful to watch. I feel no guilt. She deserved that.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:19:46 ago (+1/-0)

Right, it's almost sickening in a way. It's dark when you think about how often we will be seeing this. It's dark comedy in this case.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 06:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

Its light comedy. Dark comedy would be if her head exploded. And Id still laugh.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 05:10:15 ago (+1/-0)

i would agree that youre probably laughing for a different reason to them.

and im not having a go at you at all for laughing. its just not for me this time.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:10:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] wolfsblade 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:41:35 ago (+5/-0)

Pride cometh before the fall, literally.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:03:20 ago (+5/-0)

Pure hubris.

[ - ] asdf23 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:54:41 ago (+4/-0)

The only joke she wrote herself and it was unintentional

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:40:23 ago (+4/-0)

Bitch went down hard.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:07:23 ago (+4/-0)

Like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:21:55 ago (+5/-1)

She was trying a prat fall and cracked her own stupid skull.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:04:07 ago (+5/-0)

That was fainting. Most actors will just drop and protect themselves on the way down. Her sense of balance took off and she was trying to locate it.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:25:32 ago (+7/-0)

You can see her struggling to maintain muscle control the 20 seconds before she falls.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 08:46:18 ago (+4/-0)

I noticed that too, also her speech started to deteriorate amd breathing rate increased

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:14:39 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] MasterAce [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:21:09 ago (+4/-0)

49% increase in non covID mortality since jabs introduced.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:05:02 ago (+3/-0)

That’s quite a divine intervention

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 13:42:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Conspirologist 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 06:16:31 ago (+3/-0)

I wonder if this was staged, or if she got sick for real.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 12:31:42 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] MasterAce [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 14:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

In some ways you and I have some similarities, this is one of them.
Meme the dream

[ - ] Roy_Batty 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:08:28 ago (+2/-0)

What is this, a lay down comedian?

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

Now that’s funny.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:35:39 ago (+2/-0)

I will admit I laughed at the end.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:24:02 ago (+2/-0)

This is almost too perfect. Going from "I'm perfectly fine" to face planting in under 5 seconds makes it feel staged. Which is disappointing, because I really want the clot shot to kill anyone dumb enough to take it.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 03:32:32 ago (+2/-0)

Can't wait for her next stand up I bet in her next one she will have a straight up seizure or a heart attack

[ - ] KikesOnSpikes 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 05:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

Knowing her luck it'd be moments after saying "At least I never had any seizures of heart attacks."

[ - ] forgotpassword 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:05:01 ago (+2/-0)

Here is a catbox link to download and archive:

https://files.catbox.moe/1al35n.mp4

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:09:49 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 16:25:45 ago (+1/-0)

This is so much better in .25 speed!

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:54:53 ago (+1/-0)

The bleeding irony.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:05:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:03:05 ago (+1/-0)

some will say 'it is God's punishment'. Psychologists will find another explanation, which is that her subconscious has been lurking her.

[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:47:22 ago (+1/-0)

the event was sold out
gonna kms asap

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 11:18:06 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t bother they already did

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 08:59:22 ago (+1/-0)

K so were people laughing at her because they genuinely thought she stroked. Or because they thought mocking those who do is funny?

[ - ] Invalid_user 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 12:22:44 ago (+1/-0)

They obviously thought it was part of the act. The timing was, after all, perfect.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 23:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

So they laughed at mocking someone stroking from the vaccine. Then sat around until they realized they laughed at someone actually having a stroke from the vaccine. Not sure how they live with themselves.

The cognitive dissonance needed from them to maintain sanity, instead of just repenting, would require them to be pure evil.

[ - ] beece 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 08:11:01 ago (+1/-0)

HAHAHA, Even Funnier! She's setting the unvaxxed up to talk shit about them and then....whammo! But what does she do for the encore?

[ - ] Rebooted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:50:16 ago (+0/-0)

Apologize.

You're going to have to wait a while though.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:23:49 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Zinnsee 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 05:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

"Gott straft sofort"

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 05:05:51 ago (+1/-0)

How's that looking lol

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:51:03 ago (+1/-0)

now thats fukn funny!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 00:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

So,she's dead as fried chicken?

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 01:31:56 ago (+2/-0)

No not yet anyway fractured skull tho.
Her breathing sounds like she’s struggling for air.
Almost like she’s not getting enough oxygen.probably should have avoided all those blood clotting shots.
Live and learn I guess.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 02:59:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 07:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

That fucking cunt sounds like she was ordered to steer the conversation to avoid any suggestion it could have been the jab.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 12:39:26 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t believe they need to be ordered or even asked anymore. They just innately know when and how to propagandize for the system.
This is the curse of the neoliberalism factories pumping out 3.5 million graduates per year, for so long now.
They do this on their own.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

I first wondered if the fall was part of the act, just because the timing was so perfect...

But after watching it several times, I don't think so. She never tried to break her fall. Like at all. No arms out, no trying to land on her butt, or collapse down to her knees first, no attempt to keep her head from smacking the ground.

Weird thing is she still looked like she might be conscious on the floor. One arm is still held up and moving. You'd think if she was 100% out, that arm would have also flopped to the ground.

[ - ] MasterAce [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

Check those applauding they all thought it was part of the act.
However since females don’t understand comedic timing you should have known better.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2022 10:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly her pants were too tight and restricted blood flow. Nothing to see here, move on.