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Self-defense question: Job or hobby or volunteer thing where you are in crazy situations a lot?

submitted by IwuvU to AskUpgoat 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:25:58 ago (+6/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I take self defense seriously. So I have my own list of things I practice. If I really know it's time to defend myself (all gloves off) I think I would do fine.

The problem is you almost never have to actually defend yourself. I'd rather get embarrassed and have my ego hurt than start defending myself when it's not absolutely necessary.

I am very confident in some ways but can be anxious in others. So idk how well I would actually do in identifying and defusing a real threat.

I was wondering if there was something I could do to practice being in stressful, or intense, or hectic or crowded or whatever situations? Maybe just a customer service thing where you get used to interacting with the public?


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[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 20:08:59 ago (+1/-2)

smoke alot of marijuana imo

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 20:08:20 ago (+2/-1)

I've witnessed multiple nogs in the city I work in attempt drive by shootings in Broad daylight

95% of the time they only hit inanimate objects

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:30:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 11:03:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ain't that the truth

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 11:45:30 ago (+2/-0)*

if its a group ignore the mouth and go straight for the big guy.

then you go for the mouth.

usually by then the hangers on are backing away.

if its drunk 1%ers find the sgt at arms and ask them nicely if they could help out for a minute. if its rando fucktards trying to start fights with 1%ers jump in before the 1%ers have to. theyll watch your back after that. for what its worth. if its other 1%ers going at the 1%ers youre a fucking idiot for taking a job at that place without checking your turf first.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 20:10:09 ago (+1/-2)

you lead the circle jerk at your local militia dont you

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:34:02 ago (+3/-0)

this is one of the most autistic yet innocent requests i've seen on voat

well as to "real threats" if it's black, has vicious intent and dilated eyes
it's probably feral, and wants to eat your insides

though as a rule, you always wait till the nigger throws the first punch before you grab it's arms/legs throw him to the ground and give him the good old double headstomp to make sure the feral chimp is perma goodified

remember you have a finite moves to attack the nigger before the NPC bystanders get their cuck.exe programs activated so make sure to permanently disable the nigger quickly without drawing too much attention to yourself

then swiftly walk away, while the other niggers rifle the unconscious nigger's pocket

[ - ] breh 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 14:58:19 ago (+3/-0)

Uber Eats driver for KFC in a majority black city. If you survive, you will have experience.