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Anyone got a clean, high quality scan of both sides of the CDC vaccine card?

submitted by HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers to AskUpgoat 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:43:58 ago (+5/-7)     (AskUpgoat)

edit:

to the pro-vaxxers trying to get everyone paranoid that posting a blank cdc vax card is going to "get everyone's doe' bussed down by da feds" (you should be shooting the feds if they tried this anyways, which proves you don't have balls and we shouldn't listen to you no matter what you say) there are already pictures of this card online. https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.bdYrD28iY3Sbl4vLMT1u7AHaHa?pid=ImgDet&rs=1

kill yourselves for advocating the vaccine "reeeeeeee don't make fakes just get the real thing or i'm going to get the holocough virus from china!!!! D****:"


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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:09:38 ago (+1/-1)

WHY do you even TRY here?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:20:12 ago (+0/-2)

gay accusation. i don't think there's any reason a gubbment official would be trying to "get" anyone here.

there are already pictures of these cards online, they're just not clear enough to make copies with. look for yourself, tards https://www.hismocase.com/img/ebay/FZ1066/1.jpg

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 21:19:23 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 09:14:49 ago (+0/-0)

Just say no vax, don't break the shield wall and cuck to medical mandates.

Faking covid-19 vax credentials implies you are amenable to government oppression.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

Never show your papers.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:52:33 ago (+3/-1)

Glow somewhere else.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:56:20 ago (+2/-4)

expected and gay response. it's probably you who is the government plant trying to get everyone paranoid.

fuck your vaccine you mega faggot. i'm not taking it.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:16:54 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck you fed glow nigger. You know like everyone else here that asking to fake that shit is gonna get someone in trouble. Which agency you working for?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:25:12 ago (+1/-0)

Don't answer the undercover NSA agent.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 23:36:34 ago (+1/-1)*

you got me. i am now obligated to confess i work for the CIA. we've been working domestically since we lost our jobs as part of the world police due to deglobalization.

i am cia. and you have found me out. will you accept a job offer? we could use smart people like you on board

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:22:06 ago (+2/-4)

gay accusation. i don't think there's any reason a gubbment official would be trying to "get" anyone here.

there are already pictures of these cards online, they're just not clear enough to make copies with. look for yourself, tards https://www.hismocase.com/img/ebay/FZ1066/1.jpg

a simple internet search will turn these up, you white trash idiots.

everyone in this thread is a fucking moron for thinking "derp herp yer gunna get in twouble"

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 02:01:51 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/qqy856.pdf

Here you go faggot, feds don’t frighten me.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 22:07:47 ago (+1/-1)

thanks. you sent this just in time. someone is going around town buying up all the 110# stock card paper, and i managed to get the last couple of sheets. going to print this stuff off tomorrow. the cards are supposed to be 3"x4", hopefully i don't have issues with your pdf, since it looks a bit stretched

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 9, 2022 17:57:44 ago (+1/-1)

as an update. i noticed that this card prints slightly bigger than the one i have. I did cross reference some differences between the card images you sent with some online, and it looks like the card went through some subtle changes at some point; most notably with words being added or deleted.

can you confirm that the dimensions of the document as you sent it are accurate for whichever card was scanned? if so, i'll print as is

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 09:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

I simply saved that to share with others. I don’t believe in submitting to authoritarian regimes and legitimizing their rules by creating fake documents.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

All niggers I know unironically faked their vacs status.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:25:19 ago (+0/-3)

All niggers I know unironically faked their vacs status.

"please, please get the vaccine. it's a matter of racial superiority"

this is as gay that time some boomer tried telling voat that "you ain't white if you don't pay back your student loans"

faggot logic rejected

[ - ] Battlefat 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:40:19 ago (+2/-0)

Repost to /v/Glowniggers, much thanks

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 23:42:30 ago (+0/-1)

gay accusation. i don't think there's any reason a gubbment official would be trying to "get" anyone here.

there are already pictures of these cards online, they're just not clear enough to make copies with. look for yourself, tards https://www.hismocase.com/img/ebay/FZ1066/1.jpg

think better, you pro vaxx scum

[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:08:25 ago (+4/-0)

I will not play along with (((their))) games

only total refusal and mockery of maskfags will get things back to Normal.