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They've learned, the metal detectors don't detect bricks.

submitted by allahead to whatever 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 14:42:09 ago (+37/-0)     (webmshare.com)

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He's very relaxed now.


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[ - ] deleted 16 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 14:51:09 ago (+16/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:48:07 ago (+7/-0)

He's probably not allowed to. If he touches a student he opens up the school district to all kinds of allegations.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:26:10 ago (+1/-0)

When a "weapon" is used,lethal force is authorized.

[ - ] allahead [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:49:12 ago (+4/-0)

That may vary by jurisdiction, or not exist at all. I like the cut of your jib though.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:54:19 ago (+2/-0)

One simple thought authorizes "lethal force",

I was in fear of my life!!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:12:26 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

I'd say 'Fuck this job' and then cheer anyway.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:05:04 ago (+3/-0)


Good for him. Although to me... I got this strange feeling that this was not the first time... nor the 3rd time. Probably happens once every few days.

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 21:33:53 ago (+2/-0)

guy had security on speed dial

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 06:46:36 ago (+1/-0)

Why would you help a nigger? Let them destroy each other. I'd watch with glee.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 8 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:26:04 ago (+8/-0)

Let monkeys kill each other. Stop spending public money on babysitting them.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 04:58:40 ago (+2/-0)

He did everyhing right he ontacted security asap, but the under paid divers hire security who is totally body positive just took a while to get his 9$/h ass theere.

Its nobodys fault and media won't report about it as nig on nig crime.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 08:34:11 ago (+1/-0)*

He did one important thing wrong: he worked at a nigger school

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 08:56:24 ago (+0/-0)

Question is, how much choice he had.

Also I think its ok if the "I am here for my paycheck and blindly follow orders" type of teachers teach in nigger schools and those with dedecation at white.

Lets face it, it would be the only fair destribution, niggers dont want to learn and those teachers not to teach.

[ - ] beece 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 15:02:35 ago (+6/-0)

She brought it to brick her Obama computer but found another use for it.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:32:55 ago (+5/-0)

Of course it doesn't detect bricks, otherwise it would ring for every nigger.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

haaaaa!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:27:49 ago (+2/-0)

EMTs often refer to niggers as rocks because they can't swim and sink like...rocks.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 21:34:22 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, niggers dont swim

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:23:04 ago (+1/-0)

I've heard that police often refer to them as "reggins."

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

I am shamed...it took me far too long.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 06:53:28 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 13:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

6ft tall in 4ft of water. That’s about this ta-sieg heil! o/

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 15:50:17 ago (+3/-0)

She got a brick.

Is he referring to the item in her hand or the nigger she got with it?

[ - ] Roy_Batty 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:15:32 ago (+2/-0)

And yet, they are still way behind the curve.

https://files.catbox.moe/oxwhem.jpg

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:31:55 ago (+2/-0)

He ded

[ - ] allahead [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:47:41 ago (+2/-0)

He dindu nuffin tho.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:06:49 ago (+2/-0)

He jus guyt dem nu shooz foe finnashin dem lernins eeen deyt bish dun ruuuintit

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 13:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

He duin nuffin now.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:20:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:26:55 ago (+3/-0)

Justified.

[ - ] absurdlyobfuscated 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 04:12:44 ago (+1/-0)

Me bash with rock

Caveman moment.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 13:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

Insult to cavemen.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 03:46:54 ago (+1/-0)

A slight bricking is nothing against a nigger skull.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:04:21 ago (+1/-0)

Any teacher today that says they can't see that blacks are the problem are liars.

[ - ] allahead [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:06:41 ago (+1/-0)

Or their eyes are swelled shut from being hit, have some empathy man, geez.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 13:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

Denial and guilt.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 06:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

Monkeys can use tools.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

Why am i getting 'you have a virus' popups?

Fuck your dodgy shit.

[ - ] allahead [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:53:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

Threat detected (scam of some sort). By my web security setup.

[ - ] allahead [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

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