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[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 13:35:41 ago (+1/-0)

Sure thing, CDC! I just need two weeks to lower the inflammation risk.

Actually I also just need two weeks to evaluate the safety risk of taking the first one.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 21:05:08 ago (+2/-1)

infinite time between jabs (aka NEVER)=0% risk

[ - ] ibufen 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 10:16:28 ago (+2/-0)

So they're finally admitting the jab is causing heart attacks, without admitting the jab causes heart attacks.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 10:19:07 ago (+2/-0)

"Flatten the curve!" (Of jab-related deaths)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 10:45:59 ago (+2/-0)

Immunocompromised people, who generally don’t respond as well to vaccines, are the only population advised to get four vaccine jabs.

Holy shit. They just keep changing the narrative.

Here's a fool-proof way to keep the jabs from causing heart inflammation (and all the other problems.) Throw that shit in the trash. This is fucking ridiculous. Phauci should get a dose for every injury and death he has caused. Leave the needles sticking in him and hang his corpse on display.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 13:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

Death by a million jabs. I like it.

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 11:21:52 ago (+0/-0)

I like you. I think you should be a mod.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 13:12:52 ago (+2/-0)

Mods are gay. I think you should be a *rocker!*

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 13:10:15 ago (+1/-0)

Why, thank you. Put in a good word with System for me, will ya?

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 11:54:54 ago (+0/-0)

We’re hopefully approaching the time when justice will be served upon the bastards

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 12:19:01 ago (+1/-0)

I pray we get vengeance.

[ - ] nada 9 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 07:45:20 ago (+9/-0)

This shit is really starting to feel like when you're a kid, you've known Santa was fake for like 3 years. But your mom insists on leaving cookies and milk out. You know it's fake. She knows it's fake. Yet she continues to put on the show and continue the illusion.. just in the off-chance that you really do still believe, or in attempt to convince you that your correct assessment is wrong.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 10:47:41 ago (+2/-0)

This is a beautiful analogy. Do you believe in the coof-fairy?

[ - ] Hadza 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 7, 2022 13:23:44 ago (+1/-0)

Except cookies are nice, don't give you cancer (unless it's the radioactive ones) and aren't forced down your throat