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Covid-19 burns down warehouse full of hedge fund records after investigation announced by SEC.

submitted by allahead to whatever 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 03:15:52 ago (+47/-0)     (archive.md)

https://archive.md/eL2WG

This virus is still a killer.


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[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 09:37:02 ago (+2/-0)

The news quickly started calling investors conspiracy theorists. When is it over

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 15:07:24 ago (+2/-0)

That virus will stop at nothing

[ - ] localsal 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 03:24:15 ago (+6/-0)

Hedge fund manager: Intern! Get in here! We just got a letter that we are being audited. Go to the warehouse and shred the documents.

Intern: (gets to warehouse - stacked floor to ceiling) Which docs boss?

Exec: All of them!

Intern: (shakes head) Not happening. (strikes match and walks out - warehouse erupts in flames behind him)

[ - ] 2017Fallout 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 03:21:59 ago (+7/-0)

There has to be electronic records also surely

[ - ] allahead [op] 9 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 03:35:50 ago (+9/-0)

Probably lost those too, and don't call me Shirley.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 04:19:50 ago (+0/-0)

Just wanted to tell you that we are all depending on you

[ - ] allahead [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 11:07:29 ago (+1/-0)

I just can't get past my drinking problem.

[ - ] carnold03 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 05:22:31 ago (+7/-0)

That has got to be the most hilarious headline substitute I've read this year to date.