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Shaquille O'Neal says gorillas freak out when he comes near, and Zoo Miami executive confirms

submitted by NationalSocialism to NiggerCulture 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:48:46 ago (+26/-1)     (www.msn.com)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/shaquille-o-neal-says-gorillas-freak-out-when-he-comes-near-and-zoo-miami-executive-confirms/ar-AATxecj?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

Shaquille O'Neal says gorillas always freak out when he is near and they want to fight him.

"True story," Shaq said. "I've been to every zoo in the world, and every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, 'hey man, where your fur at?' For real. For real. That's how they look at me. They also look at me like, 'What am I doing in here and you out there?' And they always go crazy when they see me."


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:56:50 ago (+6/-0)

Shaq seems like the exception that proves the rule. That said, I wonder if Gorillas are just feeling like manlets when he shows up. Napaloen syndrome type shit, I dunno. It's funny to think about.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:01:24 ago (+7/-0)

He actually seems decent for a nigger and I absolutely hate niggers.

I just find it ironic how niggers are the closest race to apes and he’s embracing it. I’m assuming shaq is looking at the same way you describe and not from an evolutionary standpoint.

[ - ] natehiggers 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:03:05 ago (+6/-1)

Like staring down an ancestor.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:18:45 ago (+4/-0)

I hate niggers too, that's the closest thing to a compliment I can give one that isn't actively making itself good. It is funny that there seems to be a disconnect in his self awareness. Could be he's fully aware of the irony and just embraces it as natural. Like I said, it's amusing to think about.

[ - ] Master_Foo 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:34:46 ago (+7/-0)

Shaq is a self-aware nigger. Which is a very rare thing.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:34:29 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:35:40 ago (+7/-0)

Shaq is probably the only Nigger that would raise your property value if he moved into your neighborhood.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 23:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

IDK one problem with decent niggers is that their not-so-decent cousins, hangers on, drug dealers come by. The ideal nigger neighbor would be one with no black relations at all. If you live next to Shaq, it's not like your hood was poor before, so another rich guy coming in may not help anything.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 18:52:11 ago (+4/-0)

Gorilla: uppity ass gorilla out dere ackin lyke he ain't eat banaynays eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:23:21 ago (+4/-0)

Mike Tyson was once challenged by a gorilla while on a private zoo tour, and attempted to bribe the zookeeper $15,000 to grant access to the animal's pen so he could punch it out.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 17:42:37 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 18:46:37 ago (+7/-0)

I think it would have been entertaining to watch that.

[ - ] TerryB 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 02:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

No. Greatest idea ever. Doesn't matter who wins. Just glorious.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:53:54 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder who would’ve bit the other’s ear off first….

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 22:22:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsApr 4, 2022 00:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

The caged gorilla would have fucked the free-range gorilla up.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 04:04:58 ago (+2/-0)

Gorillas are cognisant of niggers reputation.

Revoke niggers right to vote and give voting rights to lowland gorillas.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:57:54 ago (+4/-1)

For one, a gorilla would rip his limps off and fuck his corpse within a few seconds. For two, no wonder gorilla's think he is a monkey. Look at that big ugly greasy ass nigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he also got to fuck Sara Palin or her daughter. They like fucking monkeys.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:15:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 02:55:29 ago (+2/-0)

Thay nigger is actually a sheriff deputy. Rich and famous and actually works to get a job. Celebrities are weird

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 01:44:43 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers are barely one step above monkeys

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

The Gorillas can't stand shaq's smell.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 18:10:48 ago (+1/-0)*

Yet some of "us" want to BUY shit he (the ape) LIKES? Seems like there are A LOT of monkeys around us at present.

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 06:11:55 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 22:40:45 ago (+0/-0)

Magill says the male gorilla eventually backs down because "he knows who is boss."
My ass; I was believing this bullshit until I got to that sentence. No fucking way does ballnigger appear threatening enough to a male gorilla that the animal would back down. Maybe after a fight or a free throw contest, but certainly not without some sort of confrontation.

[ - ] youregay 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 22:46:26 ago (+2/-0)

He's like 7'5". It's possible.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 22:56:23 ago (+0/-0)

Doubtful. Gorillas have a harem and there can only be one Alpha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=764xqeDO3yk

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:55:29 ago (+0/-0)

The gorilla just wanted some shaq ass….