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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 20 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:27:48 ago (+20/-0)

Before fainting she said "...and Jesus loves me the most"

Sounds to me like the bitch suffered the honk of the lord.

[ - ] Belrick 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:30:36 ago (+3/-0)

You couldn't write a better script.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 01:36:59 ago (+2/-0)

Like that George Floyd mural that was destroyed by lightning.

[ - ] absurdlyobfuscated 13 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 19:15:15 ago (+13/-0)

When God smites you for blasphemy, you might want to start reconsidering your priorities.

[ - ] Rawrination 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:55:58 ago (+1/-0)

We are God’s hands and have a lot of overdue smiting to get to.

[ - ] dalai_llama 8 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:16:40 ago (+8/-0)

The fact that she fainted without intending to is hilarious. I commend her commitment to the bit.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:27:09 ago (+6/-0)

Wow. Female comedians are never funny.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:33:43 ago (+4/-0)

I told my feminist sister in law that at her feminist aunt's funeral and she didn't talk to me for 3 years. Still hilarious and I'm still right. That said, we're on speaking terms now. Turned out her husband was a fucking man child and abusive. No, really. A total cuck and yet also abusive as fuck. If tarring and feathering were still acceptable he'd permanently look like a rooster. Sometimes the best thing you can do for a "feminist" family member is just be the best possible man. Unapologetically swing that dick around while remaining compassionate to the real problems they face instead of their made up ones.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 22:37:38 ago (+1/-0)

Wow. You vomited those words out, but what you wrote is important.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:28:36 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, looking back I'm ashamed of my sentence fragments and grammar but there aren't any spelling mistakes so I must have only been moderately drunk.

[ - ] Belrick 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 01:01:08 ago (+0/-0)

Your sister is law husband must be your brother Wtf?

[ - ] TerryB 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 02:54:36 ago (+0/-0)

Think my friend. This man has a wife who has a brother who is married. What to you call your wife's brother's wife?

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 10:15:42 ago (+0/-0)

This man has a wife who has a sister who is married. What do you call your wife's sister's husband?

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:53:47 ago (+0/-0)

As far as I know nothing.

[ - ] MasterAce 6 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:27:45 ago (+6/-0)

I can’t find the video there must be a video dammit.
As a side note that means it’s working.
And as another side note her skull is fractured.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 6 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:18:54 ago (+6/-0)

There is satanic jewish evil in these doses. This was not, not real.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:30:09 ago (+5/-0)

The best punchline she'll ever deliver.

[ - ] Slumbermachine 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:32:10 ago (+2/-0)

Damn, you are ruthless Trump

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 21:44:33 ago (+2/-0)

Find someone in a skirt being genuinely, laugh out loud funny and I'll lift that skirt to show you a frank and beans. Why be nice when I can be truthful? A truism women ignore and which is deeply correlated with their inability to crack an actual joke.

[ - ] Slumbermachine 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 21:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

Oh I 100% agree.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:17:55 ago (+3/-0)

Next time I hope God sends a bolt of lightning

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 19:32:15 ago (+3/-0)

It is unclear what caused Heather McDonald to collapse.

No it's not.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:20:03 ago (+3/-0)

Unclear to who ,? These fuckers all deserve mass graves , lying media and traitorous politicians

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:32:46 ago (+3/-0)

Never heard of her

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 18:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

Your not along in that boat.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:37:24 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] OldGoat 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 20:03:58 ago (+2/-0)

Now that's comedy gold.

[ - ] NastyNancy 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 19:14:23 ago (+2/-0)

Wonder when she had the last "boost"?

[ - ] Version6 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 18:07:20 ago (+2/-0)

Life comes at you fast

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 05:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

You've got to admit, this is going to be hard for her to follow up.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 05:41:32 ago (+1/-0)

The one time a female comedian was funny.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 01:29:40 ago (+1/-0)*

WOW that picture of her, make her look like a laminated figurine. is she THAT full of phoniness? Does she think we are THAT daft?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 01:23:44 ago (+1/-0)

What happened to that 'comedian's' (lol) face, do they ironing it nowadays?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 01:37:12 ago (+1/-1)

Video or it didn't happen