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[ - ] con77 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 10:50:07 ago (+5/-0)

Dude has a black belt in cunnilingus

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 14:54:41 ago (+1/-0)

Good for him. It takes a lot of licking to graduate past the brown belt.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 17:59:48 ago (+0/-0)

does pushups using only his tongue

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 13:49:02 ago (+2/-0)

a typical jew yorker couple

herbivore soylet and a typical tattoo'd cumdumpster with a flat chest

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 15:19:15 ago (+0/-0)

dont forget the ear grating accent

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 12:50:01 ago (+2/-0)

She is skinny, had black hair, dead eyes, no tits and covered in tats, all whilst pushing late 30s. The manlet is the best she can hope for.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 11:39:15 ago (+1/-0)

21 inch cock

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 12:20:56 ago (+1/-0)

6 inch tongue

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 13:27:03 ago (+0/-0)

Girth

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 04:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

Rohypnol

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 11:33:05 ago (+1/-0)

You have a choice:

1. Women are superficial whores who only want X physical features in men and can't even 'see' the men who don't meet their shallow standards.

2. I can't believe she is even interested in this pathetic manlet.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 11:36:54 ago (+3/-0)

You forgot:
3. Novelty points.

Same as that chick who's dating a quadriplegic and posts about in on social media all the time.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 11:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

money

although the friends saying they should break up kind of suggests that isnt so in this case.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 12:01:47 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn't aware of this woman. You immediately begin to wonder if it isn't some stunt perhaps played by the two of them together. What a salacious way to attract some attention and make some money. It's actually pretty intelligent, so long as you don't get caught.