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Possible outbreak of marburg fever (fearporn)

submitted by masuji to random 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 03:45:25 ago (+12/-0)     (random)

Just speculating and looking at trends data.
The words "fever", "rash", "bleeding", and "vomitting", bring up many states, but only one state shares all those, and its current search interest across all terms ranges from +50% higher than normal to +200% higher than normal.

Rash is not a symptom of the coof.
Neither is vomitting, or bleeding.

Make of it what you will. Probably retardation and seeing patterns in white noise.

The state in question is west virginia.

A stone's throw away from PA and the monkey incident.


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[ - ] ATOV 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 04:27:07 ago (+1/-0)

There's a strain of Ebola named after Reston Virginia where some imported monkeys were infected. Don't think that one affected people.

[ - ] 061916 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 06:36:38 ago (+1/-0)

To further any conspiracies theories I will put on my tin foil hat...there are foreign infantry forces stationed in Reston to guard an airport. I always wondered why they are stationed there, and why foreign infantry when usually some Air Force fags could do the job.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 06:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 08:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

Weaponized smallpox? We knew it was coming.