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AOU prays for a successful site migration

submitted by mikenigger to Poal 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:15:42 ago (+37/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/larvl3.mp4



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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:42:13 ago (+8/-0)

How in the world do they expect their prayers to be answered by rubbing the cock and balls for a few seconds. All they managed to do is create frustration. Finish him!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 22:29:41 ago (+1/-0)

Damn right; I got blue balls just watching that shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:20:13 ago (+6/-0)

hory sheet itsa reery heem!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:47:03 ago (+6/-1)

Didn't deep throat, prayers not answered.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:31:03 ago (+3/-0)

Bug people are clearly a highly evolved race

[ - ] Incanus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 02:04:24 ago (+0/-0)

It was up for almost an hour before it went down faster than Dan Crenshaw on Klaus Schwab

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 09:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

He didn't rub the pole enough!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 01:32:07 ago (+0/-0)

AOU, aren't you exaggerating a bit?

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 01:08:09 ago (+0/-0)

Am I the only person that could migrate a site like this in about 20 min? I'd have done the migration and jammed the DNS change in and no one would have been the wiser.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 22:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

some EMBRACE vices as virtues. WISDOM has taught US different. RESTRAINT, DISIPLINE (what it takes to LEARN the PRINCIPLES)....SKYSCRAPERS. NOT, sex, do what you want, wild abandon. CORRUPTION.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 00:43:31 ago (+0/-0)

Skyscrapers?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:33:34 ago (+0/-0)

🤣 guys name is skeeter

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen -3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:38:31 ago (+3/-6)

I actually like aou, but this is freaking perfect.

[ - ] auto_turret__rev_A -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 06:23:08 ago (+0/-1)

He is a master troll. Just look at their reactions. They can't get his name out of their mouths. It's all they think about.

[ - ] Nagasaki -4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:02:43 ago (+2/-6)

One of the reasons Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wasalam) was sent was to destroy annihilate this practice.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:43:34 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:47:58 ago (+1/-1)

When is too young for marriage? Not for "dating" or other degenerate sins. For marriage. How young is too young for marriage? From where do you derive your morals? Whim? The Bible?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 08:56:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Nagasaki 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:13:30 ago (+1/-0)

I agree, but what is your cut-off for "child"? Post puberty? Ability to bear children without harm?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:46:16 ago (+5/-0)

And get them to fuck children instead. Please kill yourself.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 22:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

Muhammad was created by jews to enslave retards and destroy humans.

Think about that....

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:24:49 ago (+1/-1)

When the neighboring tribe of Jews (living side by side with Muslims) committed treason and allowed the enemy into their city, Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wasalam) gave the order for them to be decapitated (after laying seige to their fortresses). He had asked a jew who converted to Islam, to decide their punishment for open treason.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Banu_Qurayza

The number is possibly exaggerated because the transmission of the story is through someone who relayed from jewish accounts of events (even mentioned in the wiki).

So you'll see why I don't really think the jews "created" Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wasalam).

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2022 16:31:59 ago (+1/-0)

Your post proves my point. Hiding from Reality by indoctrinating yourself in a fantasy of belief will not save you from what is coming. You know the old saying: Drugs are for people who can't handle reality. Well, religion is a helluva drug.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:46:08 ago (+1/-1)

When I was 14 or 15 years old, I would have agreed with you. In reality, most religions have the same original source (a man, a Prophet, literally inspired by God), and today, only one of them is acceptable to God.

Please tell me how an illiterate orphan Arab living in the middle of nowhere in the desert over 14 centuries ago knew that the mountains drift like clouds:

https://quran.com/27/88

Please. Give me even a plausible explanation. Aliens?