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Based levels: off the charts

submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:16:12 ago (+46/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:19:23 ago (+1/-0)

I'd actually chose to wife the desperate fat bitch to try and fix her up into something suitable.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:32:21 ago (+5/-1)

Fatness is a sign of low self-control/discipline, lack of self-esteem and other mental issues

granted i would probably try and fix a chubby girl
but not a fat girl, fat girls are spoiled goods that aren't probably worth the time nor energy

but Chubby girls still maintain a modicum of decency, if only they stopped eating goy-feed and started to do some basic exercise (on a DAILY BASIS)
they could be salvaged

women are like boats, and a man is like a sailor

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 19:18:10 ago (+2/-0)

It does depend a lot on what they got fat on. Midwest/southern farmgirl chubby is completely different from drive-through city-fats.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 02:23:46 ago (+0/-0)

Very true. Someone working on a farm is also going to have a lot of muscle under there which gives any chubbiness a firm foundation to hold it in place, so they're more shapely. A city fat is going to be all fat and look more like jabba the hutt

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:31:26 ago (+2/-2)

brool story co

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:33:29 ago (+4/-1)

Sounds 100% true...it was taken from 4chan after all. The kid who wrote it clearly doesn't understand punctuation. but so BASED, BRO!!!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:45:10 ago (+2/-0)

lmao you're that cuck from the other day. I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:59:08 ago (+1/-1)

I should kill myself? FUCKING BASED, BRO!!! How about "KEK" and (insert whatever gamer faggotry that you're going to say next). How old are you? I'm guessing 19 because no grown man talks like you do. Stay BASED, BRO!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:01:31 ago (+4/-0)

gg ez no re

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:14:29 ago (+0/-0)

Afraid to say his age...that might be....the most...BASED THING EVER!!! Seriously the amount of BASEDNESS coming from you could probably be measured on the freaking Richter scale.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:18:36 ago (+5/-0)*

You are the most butthurt cuck on the entire internet.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

Can you formulate one sentence that doesn't include a word from the urban dictionary? While you're working on that I'll give you a point for saying "cuck" because it doesn't get much more "BASED" than that. But seriously...how old are you?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:41:56 ago (+1/-0)

I'm going to guess you're 70+ because only an actual boomer could be as much butthurt cuck as you.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 18:01:16 ago (+0/-0)

Well you're wrong because yesterday when you called me a boomer I told you that I was born in 86. Unlike you I'm not afraid to tell someone how old I am. So not only did you establish that you can't formulate a sentence without talking like a liberal teenager, you also are afraid to say how old you are.

Why don't you get your alleged wife who is allegedly not a whore to tell me your age. It's quite obvious that if she even exists...she's the only one with balls in your house.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 18:04:00 ago (+3/-0)

Then you are 2x more pathetic, because you sound like a salty geriatric retard.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 21:57:31 ago (+2/-0)

I gotta agree with dangus here. You're super triggered. You probably should kill yourself.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 16:17:45 ago (+0/-0)

It's amazing how you religious phonies can tell someone to kill themselves like it's nothing. You guys are just like the people you hate outside of the fact that you aren't anywhere as smart as they are. Hopefully your kids get hit by a bus and your whore of a wife dogged out by the local high school football team.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 8, 2022 15:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

Lol ok bro. I'm not religious, at all. I believe in the law of nature. You're funny, though. We can be friends if you want. You can't fuck my wife, but I don't care if you admire her huge tits.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 11 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:35:14 ago (+12/-1)

See , I don't understand the need to humiliate the fat chic at the end of it all.
Don't go out of your way to be cruel to people

[ - ] Kung_Flu 9 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:55:05 ago (+9/-0)

If no one bullies them they'll never feel pressured to get better.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

Fat at any weight?

[ - ] Kung_Flu 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 10:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

Skinnyfat is a thing.

[ - ] giantprick 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 02:16:25 ago (+3/-0)

Agreed. The appropriate play is to have a good conversation with her and then make an excuse to split after your buddy's out. Tell her you had a lot of fun and make her feel good

Funny as Shit but psycho if implemented

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 02:09:45 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck you faggot. I would burn fat people alive to keep my house warm for days.

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:07:17 ago (+3/-2)

Usually people who are insecure about themselves do things like that to make them feel better. Just look at the cartoon that kid likes to envision himself as. Anyone with common sense can see it was written by someone with low self esteem. Everyone else see's something that is "based".

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 22:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

Also might push the fattie to burn coal, only making things worse for us.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 15:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

Fat chicks can suck a mean Dick.
Just saying…

[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 18:59:40 ago (+4/-0)

Yea...fake and gay, and here I will tell you why.

That fat / ugly chick gets bored...it's game over.

If you're going to be a wing man, and take one for the team. You can't jet put that early.

Flawed tactic, flawed approach

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:02:09 ago (+0/-0)

John Forbes Nash Jr. came up with this approach, Nobel prize winner for game theory contributions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Forbes_Nash_Jr.#Game_theory

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 21:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 23:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm referring to the idea of not asking the best looking/alpha girl in the group out first. He was schizophrenic and was in and out of work most of his life. I already listed how he changed the world, he advanced game theory. Who gives a fuck what academia likes, why are you a fucking faggot?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 01:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 22:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

In MY experience you DON'T HAVE single friends, you don't WANT them or are DIRECTED to not have them. EXPERIENCE, beats BULLSHIT every time.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 22:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay. The dude writing this has never seen a woman naked except for his mother, and he pays his sister for handjobs. He is worshiped as a god by all his MGTOW 'buddies'.

[ - ] ATOV 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 05:30:19 ago (+0/-0)

Am I the only one gonna comment on Chadwick Bateman?
Cool pic.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 5, 2022 12:25:33 ago (+0/-0)

So. He's a wingman who's actually married. K. Good for him?