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The Coof

submitted by GoyimNose_1948 to whatever 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 01:02:34 ago (+32/-1)     (whatever)

It is literally a cold. I've had worst colds then this bitch ass WuFlu. People that died from this, probably weren't going to make it to the next Leafa post.


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[ - ] canbot 9 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 06:04:35 ago (+9/-0)

The people who died from this were murdered by hospitals.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 10:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

Respirators...

Remember when this started and the symptoms were "A cough, a fever, and some congestion." and then they added "MeLtS yOuR lUnGs!!1!" ...? Yeah, that's what a respirator does to your lungs.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 02:14:53 ago (+5/-0)

My wife, myself, and my newborn all got it. We went through all the typical cold symptoms except none of us had a fever. Baby boy was only sick for two days, I took five, and my wife took eight or nine, it’s nothing. The people who acted like fools over this are unfit and deserve to feel bad.

[ - ] germ22 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 05:54:30 ago (+2/-0)

How you know you had it? Unless you got tested. Which is another sign that this is a nothing burger that you need to be told you have a dangerous virus.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 09:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

We had every symptom that people are claiming this latest coronavirus causes. This cold felt different too, if that makes any sense. I personally think this virus is on the same level as any other head cold, and that people are overblowing it for various reasons. We didn’t get tested, so there is no “confirmation”. This cold did hit slightly harder than others in the past, but I was still able to do all my daily chores around the homestead and still care for my baby and wife. I’m glad I was barely sick, no matter what I actually had.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 09:17:07 ago (+2/-1)

the cold felt different cause you fell under the spell of the nocebo

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 09:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

No, it most likely hit different because it was a new illness my body hadn’t encountered yet. It wasn’t enough to keep me down for long, but it did effect every part of my ears, nose, and throat which hasn’t happened since I had the flu for the first time almost thirty years ago. I was also weak and has chills for about 16-20 hours. That doesn’t happen when I get a cold I’ve fought off before.

I don’t know what it is but based from my bodies reaction to it I probably hadn’t encountered what I caught before.

How can I fall for the nocebo if I don’t consume media? I live in the middle of nowhere with only spotty cell coverage. I don’t even own a tv.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 22:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

"How can I fall for the nocebo if I don’t consume media? I live in the middle of nowhere with only spotty cell coverage. I don’t even own a tv."

You believe that there is a disease called covid19 and think you had it.

I can't explain the how exactly, the internet would be my guess, but you fell for it nontheless

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2022 05:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

What do you call this latest head cold then? Should I use your preferred pronouns for it so I don’t trigger you?

[ - ] Sleazy -5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 10:07:48 ago (+0/-5)

you're so brainwashed that you dismiss the truth out of hand.

baaa baaa baaa you bleating sheep

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:15:33 ago (+3/-0)

It's just the flu,bro. They relabeled it and made everyone worried about it but it's fucking nothing. Everyone's shitting themselves over nothing. Literally. It's. Fucking. Nothing.

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:27:27 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah,they went out of their way on this rebranding deal.

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:25:51 ago (+1/-0)

It was nothing.   My muscles were sore all of a sudden and I had a cough and a lot of phlegm, but other than that, nothing.  It wasn't even top 10 worse times I've been sick.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 10:38:01 ago (+1/-0)

"People that died from this, probably weren't going to make it to the next Leafa post."

Nobody dies that quickly.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:48:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] OriginalGoat 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:02:59 ago (+0/-0)

I had it, it actually kind of sucked but I hadn't been sick in years and maybe just suck a being sick. Had fever, headache, body aches, couldn't really eat and my energy was sapped. Lasted 3 days. My last flu was considerably worse, this was pretty mild all in all. Hopefully I don't get sick for another 3 or 4 years now again.

[ - ] auto_turret__rev_A 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 09:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, weakest cold you'll ever have. Managed to stay productive regardless. I wanted to say what I had 1.5 months ago was just a cold, but my taste/smell completely disappeared; that's never happened to me before. Only now starting to get taste/smell back. Slowly.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 10:24:00 ago (+0/-0)

Can you smell what the Anus_Expander is cookin'?

[ - ] auto_turret__rev_A 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 10:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

i cunt even read

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:36:59 ago (+0/-1)

Explain 17 days after being sickly for 5 previous workdays.
Well above average in both health and fitness for 50'ish age group.
Same issue new years 2020 only lasted 4 days but was very intense.
Some part of this shit is real and some what consistent yet not State isolated as some suggest.
Death is allowed