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Honk all day, honk all night, they shall not sleep.

submitted by Paradoxical003 to whatever 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:51:10 ago (+12/-0)     (whatever)

Tell them it's just two weeks of honking.

Give them two years.

Act incredulous when told of your initial promises.

Tell them that the constant honking is now the new normal they must accept, they should get used to the constant noise of blaring horns all day, all night, and never stopping.

We will work on shifts to ensure they never get a momment of quiet to themselves. They will suffer until they adapt to it or go deaf, probably that last one.

Not even giving is everything we demand I going to stop us, we've got a very long list of things we want changed, and once thr stuff on that list is all given to us, we will start to make shit up to demand from them.

This is what you deserve, you kowtowed to tyranny to not bother anyone, the fitting punishment is to be bothered at all times. Karma had a way of balancing out your sins with the consequences which best fit them as punishment.


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[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 16:38:52 ago (+2/-0)

Two weeks to honken the curve.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 22:08:38 ago (+0/-0)

HONK AGAINST THE MODERN WORLD

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:26:15 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:42:07 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] SUV_dindu_nuffin 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 16:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

Air horn plus ductape, toss in hard to reach place.

[ - ] CPU 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 19:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

So are horns part of the super-extreme-alt-right now?

[ - ] CPU 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 19:28:57 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:41:56 ago (+0/-0)

There are train horn phone apps. Add a good Bluetooth audio unit and you're in business.