800 pages! That's longer than Mein Kampf and the Turner Diaries combined. - Upgoat

800 pages! That's longer than Mein Kampf and the Turner Diaries combined.
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[ - ] Bornoffireandice 13 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 09:12:20 ago (+13/-0)

How large was the type face or was it handwritten largely? I simply have a hard time imagining a nigger to have 800 pages of coherent thought.

[ + ] ForgottenMemes

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 10 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:37:17 ago (+10/-0)*

It's not coherent, but it is pretty funny. Here are some highlights.

"The flashlight has a terrible design" (531)

"I don't have a foot fetish, I just like to challenge myself" (532)

"Even when soft Matthew C. Harris’ penis is larger than any other man when fully erect." (798)

"Matthew C. Harris has the thickest penis. This is a commandment." (798)

"Kill sports. Kill teams. Kill dribble dribble dribble." (591)

"Reading is obsolete. Literature is for crackers." (592) - peak irony

"True love is real. But stay the FUCK AWAY from Mickey Mouse." (594)

"Don't subscribe to door-dash ian" (597)

"Why Irish women look like dudes?" (598)

"It's unacceptable that wikipedia is used to 'fact check" when wikipedia isn't even an acceptable source for a college book report." (603)

"Colleges should be terrorized for ACTUALLY selling grades. Any student who attends class is expected to get a ‘B” or higher EVEN AT DUKE AND UCLA. GRADE INFLATION MEANS GRADES DON’T MEAN ANYTHING." (249)

"Hitler without the Holocaust is just a wallstreet executive with a darpa contract." (250)

"Poland and everything east of Germany is basically irrelevant unless you like Turkish girls and let's be honest I don't." (267)

"Matt Harris squats at home to keep his testosterone 555% higher all year." (278)

"At the bare minimum every woman owes Matt Harris a handjob." (282)

"Drink water. NO JUICE ALLOWED." (288)

"Fuck kermit the frog." (375)

"good lighting is everything in porn" (540)

"‘Bubble Butted Teen Orgasms in the Bath”. One of the best scenes ever recorded in any genre of film." (398)

- worth mentioning that he spends a solid 50 pages discussing his strong opinions and giving detailed reviews of various porn genres and actresses

"I can't imagine why it would be worthwhile to live to 35. You all look like shit." (555)

"Matthew C. Harris knows all things and no one else does. No one knows anything except Matthew C. Harris." (797)

"Penguins are getting taller. Soon they'll be bigger than people again." (299)

"Matt Harris says fuck taxes" (46)

[ + ] Qwertytoal

[ - ] Qwertytoal 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:20:50 ago (+3/-0)

Where did you find it?

[ + ] ForgottenMemes

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:29:55 ago (+3/-0)

https://archive.org/details/matthewharrisarchive

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:57:59 ago (+1/-0)

Wow. That's a lot of nonsense.

[ + ] ForgottenMemes

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 16:04:16 ago (+2/-0)

Is it really that different from what other niggers say?

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 17:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

Not different at all. The fact that he had the patience to compose 800 pages though... does he expect fellow dindus to read it or something?

[ + ] Feelsgood

[ - ] Feelsgood 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:48:05 ago (+2/-0)

You are doing the lords work. Thanks!

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for this

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:49:27 ago (+1/-0)

Please post this to the Kiwi Farms thread. I'm sure there is one.

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:08:04 ago (+1/-0)

Clown world, you just know most normies will think he was smart and had a serious manifesto but it was really something out of A Whyte Man comic.

[ + ] dalai_llama

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:10:34 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, "manifesto" used to mean something. They don't even have that anymore.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 15:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, i'm using 'Kill dribble dribble dribble' on anything nigger ball related.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 18:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

"Colleges should be terrorized for ACTUALLY selling grades. Any student who attends class is expected to get a ‘B” or higher EVEN AT DUKE AND UCLA. GRADE INFLATION MEANS GRADES DON’T MEAN ANYTHING." (249)

tru doe

[ + ] Irelandlost

[ - ] Irelandlost 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 09:38:20 ago (+7/-0)

It’s merely a quantification, I don’t believe anybody has posited such wild claims as negro coherence.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:00:11 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] zr855

[ - ] zr855 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 09:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

LOL

[ + ] Qwertytoal

[ - ] Qwertytoal 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:18:34 ago (+4/-0)

I want to read it. I'm excited for the same reason you are. Rreal world evidence of what goes on inside a nignog mind.

[ + ] ForgottenMemes

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

https://archive.org/details/matthewharrisarchive

[ + ] Qwertytoal

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 18:08:02 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks

[ + ] fairlyannoyed

[ - ] fairlyannoyed 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:08:31 ago (+1/-0)

How many ways can a beast of the field write "Ooga booga"?

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:32:12 ago (+1/-0)

Thats unfair. He used bix nood as well

[ + ] TrannyHunter

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

dindu nuffin 1000X?

[ + ] GoyimNose_1948

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 16:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

There are probably a lot of pictures.

[ - ] Keknado 6 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 10:45:27 ago (+6/-0)

The adage of monkeys and typewriters comes to mind.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:00:46 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, yeah. I recall that one something about jews would sell broken typewriters to monkey and then send niggers in to steal them. Or something...

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 08:59:56 ago (+3/-0)

Show me the manifesto

[ + ] Irelandlost

[ - ] Irelandlost 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 09:38:57 ago (+7/-0)

Bix nood x 800 pages.

You’re welcome.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 10:46:48 ago (+2/-0)

I'll be pleasantly surprised if this is some thomas sowell caliber red pill literature

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 10:46:13 ago (+2/-0)

Why would he be mad at asians...

He doesn't like jews no wonder he getting bad press

[ + ] TrannyHunter

[ - ] TrannyHunter 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:25:08 ago (+1/-0)

Woopi Goldjew confirms the untruth that jews are white people.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:02:47 ago (+0/-0)

"Muh China"

[ - ] Paradoxical003 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 09:05:22 ago (+2/-0)*

It's a rare based negro

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 10:59:37 ago (+1/-0)

No such thing. They just emulate.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone else feel that all these dindus who act out this way are doing so because of the pressure placed on them by liberals, to be more white. To be engineers and drs and teachers and astronauts and to go climb Mt. Everest and all they wanna do is smoke weed and shoot up liquor stores.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 22:40:54 ago (+0/-0)

It was one word per page

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 16:54:59 ago (+0/-0)

My guess: One word per page.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 14:46:50 ago (+0/-0)

Another white supremacist.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:18:04 ago (+0/-0)

A white teacher would be shot... or atleast arrested.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:05:04 ago (+0/-0)

one word per page?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 13:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

They were all blank for fuck sakes....either that or else it was a roll of toilet paper stacked in individual sheets.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 12:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

Jew African admix genetics. Unstable hybrid.

[ - ] the_noticer 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 12:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

oy vey the golems are awake!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 12:07:41 ago (+0/-0)

When they start doing all courses online and one or two teachers can handle hundreds of students I'm going to laugh at all those humanities majors out of jobs. Learn to code, fags.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:56:18 ago (+0/-0)

Bix nood muthafugga muh dik shieeet aight?

Dun hyur gots fiddy blankin pow pow snap

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:41:36 ago (+0/-0)

Typing in 35pt and every 2nd word is shiiiiet

[ + ] 867530nein

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 12:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

sheeeeiit nigga

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 11:36:22 ago (+0/-0)

just in time for nigger history month!

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800 pages! That's longer than Mein Kampf and the Turner Diaries combined. submitted by deleted to news 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 08:46:45 ago (+40/-1) (news)

800 pages! That's longer than Mein Kampf and the Turner Diaries combined.
submitted by deleted to news 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 08:46:45 ago (+40/-1) (news)