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Based road name suggestions?

submitted by Arthur_everest to whatever 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 01:25:47 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

I have the opportunity to name a rural road...any good ideas for a based road name that would fly under the radar of county officials?


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[ - ] deleted 8 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 01:36:07 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] Arthur_everest [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:30:12 ago (+3/-0)

Nice

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 03:41:00 ago (+5/-0)

Amalek Way

[ - ] CPU 5 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:25:29 ago (+5/-0)

Hadrian

[ - ] Arthur_everest [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:28:44 ago (+3/-0)

I like this one!
Thanks everyone for the replies.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 03:08:41 ago (+4/-0)*

Also, try Reggin Road. (Nigger backwards.)

E: And ... Dindunuffin Road. Just brainstorming.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 4 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:22:59 ago (+4/-0)*

Chauvins Knee Bend? Auschwitz Avenue? You get some alliteration with that at least, but it isn't really under the radar. Going to think on this one for a bit.

[ - ] Arthur_everest [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:36:15 ago (+2/-0)

Got a good laugh @ chauvin's knee bend...thanks!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 4 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 01:42:44 ago (+4/-0)

Redpilled rd

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 03:06:29 ago (+3/-0)

Rob Lee Road? (Short for Robert E. Lee.)

Or Robelee Road if one word is needed.

[ - ] auto_turret__rev_A 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 06:15:14 ago (+2/-0)

"Sundown"

Hopefully they don't know what sundown town means.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 04:29:37 ago (+2/-0)

Class starts, teacher starts doing roll call, notices a few kids missing...

One boy shows up grinning from ear to ear.

"Where you been ya little shit?"

"Sorry miss, was up cherry lane didnt notice the time"

"Detention. Sit down, shut up" starts the class again. Another boy shows up 5 minutes later grinning.

"Where you been?"

"Sorry miss, left me watch up cherry lane didnt know i were late"

"Detention! Sit down! Shut up!"

10 minutes later another kid shows up, not looking so happy.

"Where you been?"

"Had a little accident up cherry lane miss, sorry"

"Serves you right for being late you little bastard. Detention. Sit down"

Another 10 minutes, door creaks open, dishevveled looking girl tries to sneak in stuffing cash into her pocket. Gets busted.

"I supposed youve been uo cherry lane too then?"

"Nah miss. I am cherry lane"

To answer your question, a local folk hero would be a good name for a street.

[ - ] StanFartsteinberg 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 03:23:28 ago (+2/-0)

N. East west 42nd st Rd.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 08:01:43 ago (+1/-0)

Herr Schickelgruber Boulevard

[ - ] Wemustremainpure 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 06:37:05 ago (+1/-0)

Niggot street

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 05:37:40 ago (+1/-0)

Based Street

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 03:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

Nognig Road. (Nig Nog reversed, this one should fly under any radar unless they question you for a reasoning or information about the name.) Maybe replace the last "g" with a "q," so, Nogniq Road for more cover and claim it is an Islamic holy site in Saudi Arabia.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:04:13 ago (+1/-0)

udiomuertojay

[ - ] Arthur_everest [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 2, 2022 02:30:47 ago (+1/-0)

I'm afraid this one is over MY head...